#slayer yaps

[slayer-offically]

I'd like to report the crime of no drip because @boogeyman-officially sucks :)

- definitely not from @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

no drip?! how preposterous! @boogeyman-officially you are under arrest until you get some fire drip

[slayer-offically]

@boogeyman-officially u can actually make yourself macaroniand cheese now

((I DID IT I COMMITTED TO THE BIT))

[slayer-offically]

Hey Hey slayer! im here to annoy you until something interesting happens slayer slayer slayer

((ouuu shiii i didnt see this))

Ugh what do YOU of all people want

[slayer-offically]

Don’t know how to cook? Go to Slayer for help

I guess thats the new thing. I mean its either me or @ringmaster-officialy , everyone else here cant even make ramen.

[slayer-offically]

I asked Morphling(cause you kinda scare me) and he didn't care so can you please do something about Boogeyman? He broke my legs cause I punched him cause he burned mine and Tripwire's house down😢

- @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

hey @boogeyman-officially stop harassing your boyfriend's teammates and i will teach you how to cook

also i cant help you with your legs maybe bother one of the vets

[slayer-offically]

Can you teach me how to fight? I keep getting my ass kicked :<

- @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

Sure! You have weapons right?

[slayer-offically]

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FURIOSO IS DATING ECLIPSE

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Pardon?! Please @furioso-officially @eclipse-officially tell me the civilian(totally not a villain) is lying