I have a not so secret-secret in that I'm like super attractive (that's not the secret part, cause obvs) and in love with one of my best friends. Mmm, that might not be very secret either at this point. Ok the real scoop is that I want to do something awful to her boyfriend. And on a completely unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get a glue stick that looks /exactly/ lip chap stick? No reason.
Might want to be careful. If you’re as attractive as you claim (and I have the feeling you are), you won’t fend too well in prison.
On an unrelated note. DM me, I may have some ideas. Oh, and your penance is three full days without a mirror.