#sleekshades

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i updated karkat's relations ;>

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sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades replied to your post: doomedfather...

I don’t know, it seems more endearing than anything.

IT DOESN'T FEEL VERY ENDEARING TO ME, ASSHOLE.

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sleekshades replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather...

That’s a little harsh, kitty cat. You don’t see me wishing bad things for you, now do you? I practically deserve an award for being so amiable to your feisty little self.

YOU CALLING ME KITTY CAT/KITTEN/WHATEVER OTHER FUCKING MORONIC NICKNAMES IS ENOUGH OF A BAD THING UPON ME TO MERIT ME WANTING YOU TO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SPIT.

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doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather...

I think a certain little feisty kitten needs to retract those claws of his.

sleekshades replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather...

Ah, pussy jokes.

Egbert’s got shit down pat.

Right, kitten?

I HOPE BOTH OF YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SALIVA.

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doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather...

Be thankful that neither of us has brought out any pussy jokes yet. Just saying.

sleekshades replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather...

What’s wrong, everybody likes kittens and you’re just as testy as one. I think it’s perfect for you, kitten.

I'LL BE THANKFUL WHEN BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP GIVING ME STUPID AS SHIT NICKNAMES THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN *APPLY*!! WHAT THE HELL, STOP IT. YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, STRIDICK. THERE, THAT'S AN EXAMPLE OF A PERFECT NICKNAME. NOW FUCK OFF AND GO FONDLE YOUR OWN SELF-RIGHTEOUS EGO. 

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doomedfather replied to your post: doomedfather replied to your post: sleekshades...

I think that it’s endearing that you have a special nickname just for me and that’s what counts, my little kitten.

sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades...

Me-ow kitty cat.

FUCK BOTH OF YOU IN THE WASTE CHUTE WITH SOMETHING LARGE, RUSTED, AND CAUSTIC. I HOPE YOU GET SPLINTERS UP YOUR ASSES. I'M NOT *YOUR* LITTLE KITTEN, AND I'M NOT A KITTY CAT, SO FUCK OFF.

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sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades...

Kitten.

What’d happen if you didn’t type like an angry child throwing a tantrum all the time.

Woah that thought was so obscure I don’t even wanna imagine this kitten not hissing.

WHEN YOUR ENTIRE PERSON EXPLODES DUE TO THE MASS AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT ALL CROPPING UP AT THIS VERY MOMENT, I WILL TAP OUT A LIVELY DANCE ON YOUR FUCKED UP REMAINS. THE TORN APART CORPSE AND BLOODY INNARDS WILL MAKE A PERFECT STAGE FOR MY LACK OF LAMENTATION. 

STOP CALLING ME KITTEN. 

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sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades...

Karkat, you need to calm down okay?

Oh wait, shit I got it right that time.

I'M OH SO THANKFUL THAT YOU REMEMBERED MY NAME. WOW. WHAT A SHOCK! THANK GOODNESS THAT YOU FINALLY MANAGED TO PUT ASIDE YOUR IDIOCY AND END UP USING MY ACTUAL NAME.

doomedfather replied to your post: sleekshades replied to your post: sleekshades...

Oh, kitten. That’s a good nickname for you. I wish that I would’ve thought of it first.

I AM ABSOLUTELY HISSING RIGHT NOW, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE START JOINING IN ON THIS ASSHOLE RUMPUS.