1. do you think jynx deserves an evolution?
Gurl you know it! Jynx is obviously the queen. Game Freak and Nintendo are probably doing everything in their power to design her new evolution and mega evolution for the next generation. Hell. They should make it the year of Jynx!
2. what would you do if you woke up as a sex toy?
I think I would be a very ugly sex toy so maybe no one would use me. I guess that's pretty okay then.
3. (get ready to open a new webpage) click here! the article that you pull up is now the subject you’re going to follow for the rest of your life. what is it?
I got an article about The Gay Deception. It is nothing like what its title suggests so that surprised me a little. It sounds a little cheesy, but it looks like it might be a fun movie. I'm good with it.
4. let’s say you had a perfect friend. they liked everything you liked, you got along super well, but then you find out that they dress up as raccoons and other various animals for their erotic pleasure. one day they ask you if you can join them and their partner to act out a fantasy with them. what do you do?
Ummm... this isn't your way of asking me to join you is it?
5. do you like drinking water?
Water is okay. I prefer sodas or fruit juices when eating food, but I like to drink water when eating desserts!
6. you’re at the movies and you order a large popcorn with extra butter and a really large soda, ready to enjoy the movie you’ve been dying to see for ages! only spotting one free seat, you make your way there to finally relax, but moments later you feel a pressure next to you. it’s a mans sweaty feet on both sides of your chair! he was wearing old leather loafers without any socks!!!!! what do you do?
I either put up with it or kill him right then and there.
7. what are you scared of?
Are you ready for this? I'm deathly afraid of the dark, movies about aliens, dying alone, not finding love, growing older, everybody hating me, losing the people I care about, cashiers, people in general, being murdered in my own home, scary movies, most types of bugs and I think I'll end the list here so I can move on haha!
8. was there ever a point in your life where you just say “WHATEVER!” and let one rip?
Isn't that what it means to be human? Haha!
9. do you keep up with the kardashians?
In truth I don't even know all of their names. I think that answers itself.
10. one day you find yourself really horny at a bar. you’re a little tipsy, but you’re still in the right mindset to make your own choices. you see the person of your dreams! bulges, dents, curves, etc in all of the right places. they take you home and you guys start getting into the moment. your new friend then asks if you don’t mind if their friends join you. “why not?” you think to yourself and your friend leads you into their bedroom only for you to find that it’s BRUCE JENNER AND HIS WIFE KRIS SITTING IN BED WAITING. what do you do?
Why are you so desperate to include me in your fantasies?!
11. what makes you happy?
Ugghhh... Sailor Moon and Revolutionary Girl Utena. Pokemon, Animal Crossing and other things too I guess.
⋆MY QUESTIONS⋆
I'm sorry these are stupid
1. If you suddenly had the power to turn into a bird, what bird would you be?
2. You killed a man. How did you kill him and how do you plan on getting rid of the body? (this is a dumb question... ughhh)
3. You become a music success over night! What do you sing and what kind of performances do you give?
4. For the rest of you life you can only make pokemon teams of the same type. Which type do you use?
5. Ducks now rule the earth. Do you accept them as your new leaders, or do you rebel?
6. If we hung out together, what all would we do? (please be detailed! My heart can't take rejection!)
