#sleipnir lokisson

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 26/???

Fenris: Sleipnir, please stop peeling the Butterfinger bar and eat it as nature intended, you're making a mess.

Sleipnir: *flips him off*

Fenris: ...That's not nearly as evocative when you have six fingers.

Sleipnir: *stares into Fenris' eyes as he slowly finishes peeling the chocolate off his candy, sweeps the chocolate into his hand and sprinkles it on Fenris' head as he leaves the room*

Fenris: HOW ARE YOU THE ELDEST?!

[lokis-meme-monsters]

vali you little dumbass

- sleipnir

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Sleipnir Lokisson, your mother WILL be hearing about this, and he will NOT be happy about it.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Overheard at the Lakehouse, 21/???

Hela: Sleipnir, would you kin-

Sleipnir *via tablet*: 🐎🏌️💀❓

Hela: ...I don't understand.

Jor: He's asking if you want him to beat a man to death with a golf club.

Hela: ...I still don't understand.

Sleipnir *via tablet*: 🎮.

Hela: ...I will never understand.

[lokis-meme-monsters]

I do not mean to pry... but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

I can hear you giggling jor

stop sending me princess bride quotes

- sleipnir

[lokis-meme-monsters]

@lokid--child-of-memes heard you wanna hang out with us at the next lewis family picnic

there’s one happening on the 3rd for some midgardian holiday 

darcy can probably hook you up with an invite

- sleipnir

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

kaleenjackson replied to your post: Sleipnir Lokisson, your mother WILL be hearing...

I’m almost afraid to as what Sleip did. Curiosity wins however. What happened Darcy?

Sleipnir hangs out with the pegasi at the aerie on occasion. He’s still a herd animal in his hind-brain, so it helps calm him down when he’s stressed. We support that, that’s not the problem here. The problem is he’s been hanging out with the mares. Which pissed off the stallions. Who started fighting. Now there’s a group of stallions - legit battle mounts, who’ve fought in lots of battles and killed people - that are so aggressive that their grooms can’t approach them. 

So now they need help from someone who can reason with irrational magical equines. They’ve asked for Loki’s help in reasoning with the irrational magical equines. All twenty three of them.

[lokis-meme-monsters]

true terror isn’t being forced to run headlong into battle with naught but leather armor protecting you from the weapons of the enemy it’s realizing that the menstrual cycles of the post-pubescent uterus-bearing individuals in your house have synced and you just finished the ice cream - sleipnir