Mar 29, 2019
Reject haunted fairground ride monster Theresa May shrugs her shoulders and prepares to lurch back in to the forest. But not before looking like she’s going to vomit black bile up on your shoes again.
#theresa may#slendermay#shittest monster#failed thatcher reject#UK politics#forever brexit#endless nightmare#but a shit one#like that one you had where you just endlessly got on the wrong train#and the train didn't go where it was supposed to#and then your boss called to say you were fired#but you never even had the chance to get off the train#so you're just endlessly riding the wrong train to nowhere#knowing that when you get off people will be cross at you#and you wake up in a cold sweat#but then you remember you're not Theresa May#and then you feel a bit better
