#slightlysociablehermit

[kaijutegu]

If i ever get any teeth removed i'll send them your way

P L E A S E

[i-m-snek]

How many ball pythons qualify one as a crazy ball python lady?

At least 2 ;) Hahahahaha

[c-rowlesdraws]

There's warhammer 40k novels??? Well, I know exactly what to get my boyfriend for our anniversary now lol

oh. Oh. There’s a whole library of them, my friend.

>> The Black Library  <<

my favorites are the Cain books, but I’ve heard that Dan Abnett’s books are also very good, if much darker and grimmer in tone, if you’re looking for somewhere to start. There are many more authors, of course! If your boyfriend likes 40k, I bet there’s something in there he’d enjoy.

[thebibliosphere]

I put a dab of tea tree oil in my shampoo, do you think it's alright for my snake to investigate my hair? I'm thinking probably so cause it's all washed out, but you seem to understand oils, so your opinion would be most welcome.

I’m not too aware on the care of snakes, (I’m slightly phobic of them) but I think so long as it’s only a very small amount that is being diluted through your shampoo and rinsed out thoroughly, and your snake isn’t investigating your hair immediately after you shower, they should be okay. 

I’m going to ping @systlin too, in case she knows something more I’m missing due to not even being able to google snakes cause well...snakes. (No judgement, I’m sure you’re little darling is lovely <3)

[sixlegnag]

Why have a husband when all your needs can be met with PLANT

someone to talk about PLANT

[gallusrostromegalus]

If it makes you feel better, I once walked into glass. Twice. In the same day. In the Museum of Science.

Was this the Californa Academy of science? Because I slammed straight into the front doors and twice more in the atrium, after twisting my ankle on the front slope.

I have all the grace of a three-legged gazelle on an acid-coated escalator.

[toadschooled]

Please show me that lovely orb Moony, it's finals week and her sweet blind trust in the hopes that she'll get a treat melt my heart

Things Moony Believes In:

Good Snacks

Moist Soil

You

[iguanamouth]

Tell us a good, weird story. I think we could use it

fuck ok ive been sitting on this since i first heard it way back when because i knew that id wanna draw it out but didnt have the ability and i still really dont but 

here we go

some background

the first job i ever had was a government sponsored youth program back in 2010 for kids aged 16-19, who couldnt get Real Actual jobs and lived in a couple specific oregon counties - it was funded by the NORTHWEST YOUTH CORPS ( and if you go here and scroll down to the one about coos bay, thats it, thats the one i was in, dug that up just for this )

basically for about a month, a handful of 12 or so kids would all pile into a van and go do manual labor in the woods - ours was building a hiking trail between two camping sites, and was overseen by the team leaders john and mary jane ( and i took a bunch of fuckin pictures because i was a camera goblin )

at the very end of it a handful of people had quit and the people who were left were kinda close, and we ended the final day at a beach with a bonfire with everybody started telling stories

i dont remember what anybody else said, or even what i said, but john gave us a memory from his past that i will absolutely remember until i die. theres no way for me to verify if any of its true, or if he just made it all up on the spot, but i dont care, and here it is

john told us he grew up in florida, and so what he and his friends did for fun was walk around in the swamps near his house at night, looking for things

one night he and his buddy walked a little further out than they usually do and eventually saw a break in the trees that they didnt recognize

it opened out to a flat dirt road. the path stretched out of sight in either direction, with the tree cover blocking out the stars so you couldnt see the end of it no matter which way you were facing. instead it just cut out into darkness

john and his friend started walking along it. 

after several minutes, one of them noticed a weird shape in the distance, along the edge of the dirt where the road turned into woods

shining the light on it, they saw it was a wooden cross, about waist height. on top of the cross jammed over the post was the white glove hamburger helper mascot. written on the middle bar was one word, in all capital letters

THUNDERDOME

they came back a few days later in the daytime and they found the cross… but the glove ………………was gone