kaijutegu

strange, sweet creature

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[kaijutegu]

Hey you know how I don't answer questions about pettubers?

Well, I also don't answer them about Monsters of God. I might have thoughts after I see it and if you leave things in the tags/notes I will likely respond because it is very, very likely that this series is going to make me excruciatingly angry. But please please please please don't tag me in stuff and expect a response, this is a thing I will be talking about on my own time or not at all.

(This is highly subject to change, I haven't seen it yet. Depending on how much I hate this thing, I might do the absolutely unthinkable and reopen my ask box, which has been closed for... a long damn time.)

[urbs-in-horto]

Your manuscript is returned for the reason checked below:

[kaijutegu]

What's really funny about the reason that has been checked- the story has been done before- is that Essanay was one of the original film studios. It was only producing movies from 1907 to 1918. Imagine making one of THE first movie pitches ever and being rejected for having a story that's been done. "Yeah, we know that the first narrative feature film was in 1906, so like... yesterday, basically, but your story has already been told! Next!"

(This sheet would have had to have been produced in 1908 or later, since the studio was at a different location in its first year.)

Also the first thing they ever made was a movie of their studio custodian dressed as a hobo on roller skates. They then pushed him down hills and into traffic and other situations. It was a massive success, and the custodian-turned-actor, Ben Turpin, is also believed to be the first person to ever take a pie to the face on film.

[monstermonger]

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)

by Sir Edward Burne-Jones

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[kaijutegu]

I wanna go to bed but she's so comfy on the rocking chair that I feel bad picking her up and moving her...

[kaijutegu]

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.

[kaijutegu]

YOU CAN GET THIS ON A SHIRT

Parthenogenesis: Just Girls being Girls Tee

Also the Lesbian Lizard shirt I considered:

Lesbian Lizards | Creature Farm Originals Comfort Colors Tee

[kaijutegu]

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

Parthenogenesis Pink & White Trucker Hat

The hat is up!!! Get it so we can match and be besties!!!

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[kaijutegu]

Me too.

[kaijutegu]

I'm so sleepy at work because instead of going to bed on time last night I watched one of the eight million or so amazing digital circus subreddits do a group project attempting to understand Christian doctrine.

It didn't go super well!

[kaijutegu]

I'm babysitting a silent auction table and somebody just handed me this thing and said "here, keep it warm"

[kaijutegu]

Guess who came back for round two of babysitting!

[kaijutegu]

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

Full of sashimi and falling asleep in the banana bed

[kaijutegu]

cursed front-facing banana bed sushi nakajima, a string of words that likely has never been put together before

[kaijutegu]

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.

[kaijutegu]

YOU CAN GET THIS ON A SHIRT

Parthenogenesis: Just Girls being Girls Tee

Also the Lesbian Lizard shirt I considered:

Lesbian Lizards | Creature Farm Originals Comfort Colors Tee

[kaijutegu]

I got a new hat at the lizard show. They had a lesbian lizard shirt that I was also considering, but I am more of a hat wearer. The lovely ladies who made this hat don't seem to have it online, but I'm linking to them anyways because they're my favorites.