Can I be 🦌anon..? /•//•/ dear lords I love your writing…
Also could I ask for dilf-y slime humanoid with a gender neutral reader? Just a few headcannons or shorts if that’s alright with you 🙏
I immediately thought of Slime Guest who constantly tries to find out your preferences, then morphs into it for the sake of flirting with you. Maybe they snuck inside your backpack as you went to hang out with your friends, giggling at some guy you passed by. Or perhaps they crawled inside your piping again, listening to your shower mumbles, then observing your couch laze where you stare a little too long at a photo.
You can immediately tell that they've done their stalking homework, because the next day, without exception, Slime Guest will coincidentally look like your latest crush.
"Oh, this," they'll yawn nonchalantly, flexing an arm against the wall, "I just felt like it, you know?"
Good Lord, they love seeing that faint blush quickly taking over your cheeks. Pure adrenaline rush. It's a monumental task to not immediately crumble at your feet, begging you to come to their room for some fun. Stay in character, they scold themselves with pursed lips.
Wait, how exactly do DILFs act? They'll ponder awkwardly in front of you before finally mumbling:
"So, uh...How about you come over and I help you with your homework?"
"Sir, I'm the cleaning staff."