imagine a disk, right? now imagine you pop open the disk drive and slap that bad boy in there... you still with me? the gentle whir begins to sound against the walls, as the LOUDEST and BEST INTRO scene to any game begins. a small furry scientist- you getting all this? -a small furry scientist wadddles along a dirt path only to happen upon a - get this - CULT RITUAL. I know, and you’ll never believe this. Summoning the one, the only, BARON DANTE- what do you mean you dont know how that is. God DAMMIT I guess we’re playing croc 2 again. jesus fucking . uncultured masses, unaware of the 3d platformer of all time and my sisyphean cheerleaders singing and dancing at my failure to surmount it. 8 PM TONIGHT only on TWITCH.TV/KELLEYCUBES my sisyphean cheerleaders: @officiallysleeping @jame7t @cottoncandylesbo
