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[dougsakmann]

Hitting up some of that #godfatherspizza for the first time in honor of @bladebraxton 🕛🌹🖤#midnightrose #chickenbaconranch #delish #pizza #ac #productionparty (at Atlantic City, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQUCQNkldvt/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Spending the next few weeks in style on and off in #atlanticcity area if anyone wants to throw down after hours let me know! Thanks to @tdoubleavi for the hookup!! #productionparty (at Atlantic City, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQKbJLMFboC/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

@mahoningdriveintheater #tromadance @unclelloydkaufman amazing installation by the #mahoningdrivein team!! Whale tail by @elegantlykinky !! #shit stream by moi! 🐳💩🔥we’re here all night and tomorrow is the PA premiere of #shakespearesshitstorm (at The Mahoning Drive-In Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQAMQdulobE/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

The @tromateam are coming out of quarantine! It’s @unclelloydkaufman ‘s coming out party and the PA theatrical premiere of #shakespearesshitstorm and we having a partyyyy at the best drive-in theater in the world @mahoningdriveintheater June 11 & 12-2 days of #troma movie madness with the cast and crew in from all over to camp and throw down Cretin style with all of you! I know I’ll be there with @zacisnotfunny - will you? Going to be some amazing Tromatic art installations and surprises! Also @liquiddeath mountain water!! 💚💚💚 (at The Mahoning Drive-In Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1GXP3FEOU/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

Sending love and honor to all my military friends and family this Memorial Day. I wanted to share my brother John Sakmann's service records as a reminder that there are real superheroes out there. The people who fight for our country and freedoms are incredible humans. After John served his four years in the Army he stayed in the Reserves for another four to continue to help. Even before service, on September 11, 2001, while others were running for safety, he ran downtown towards the danger and spent the day helping where he could at Ground Zero. Seeing that he could make a difference, his first thought after 9/11 was to join the military. John served in the US military, he was an Army Ranger Medic from 2002 through 2006. He rose to the rank of Sergeant, but was known as “Doc” to his battle brothers. He served 2 tours of duty, one in Afghanistan “ Operation Enduring Freedom” and one in Iraq “Operation Iraqi Freedom”. Even after his service, he volunteered to help in the aftermath of the earthquake in Haiti in 2010, where he used his medical training from the military to give back to those he knew desperately needed help at the time. He wanted to use his training and medical knowledge for more than war. On Memorial Day, we honor those who served and fought for our freedoms - but we also honor and mourn military personnel who served our country and died by suicide. The mental and physical toll military action has on the human psyche stays with these soldiers for the rest of their lives - and too often it becomes too much to bear. 17 to 22 times a day too often. And that is only Military related Suicides. In the U.S. alone there are an average of 134 Suicides a DAY. That is 4,092 a MONTH. That is 49,104 a YEAR. It’s OK to have emotions, it’s ok to talk about things - don’t hold it inside until it’s too late. Reach out to friends or family, or give me a call! It’s a crazy world out there and we’re all in this together…Sending love and strength to all!! #17to22 #17to22adayisnotok #stopsoldiersuicide @wwp @stopsoldiersuicide (at Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPj6tCMl2mE/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

#philly is back baby!! Yesterday I experienced the most Italian thing I ever have in my entire life… so good to be reunited with friends from all over! Thanks to my man Rene, his lovely wife Belle and @rimcafe for Making It Happen! #thelegendarywid @johnnyschihl @gabe3185 (at Rim Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPTRJQ5Fijd/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

Two of the last movies I did FX for pre-pandemic are available on VOD! Check out #lockedin with #menasuvari & #jefffahey & @goodbyehoneymovie on iTunes and most other VOD outlets! (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPO4VhslVxQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

Tomorrow night 6 PM in South Philly witness history in the making with the worlds biggest cheesesteak - all of the cheesesteak royalty in Philadelphia join forces to make a three block long 500 foot cheesesteak! I’m the words of Rene - Everyone is a VIP Totally free and plenty of cheese steak and cannolis for everyone! We make it happen! Come celebrate the reopening of the world in South Philly style with @rimcafe @renecreations @tonylukejr @genossteaks @pats_king_of_steaks (at Rim Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPO1z66FXCy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dougsakmann]

@officialunsolvedmysteries is up for an @mtvmovieaward this Sunday!! It’s not too late to vote so get it in at vote.MTV.com ! So proud to ba a part of this amazing team! You can also help solve mysteries over the last 34 years at www.unsolved.com ! (at MTV Movie Awards) https://www.instagram.com/p/CO1ahk_lNe6/?igshid=ulfx7gx20nv1

[dougsakmann]

@officialunsolvedmysteries is up for an @mtv @mtvmovieaward for best Real-Life Mystery or Crime Series you can vote every day at vote.MTV.com - I was raised on both #mtv & #unsolvedmysteries so this is an incredible honor to me - congrats to the whole team! #mtvmovieawards #moonman #tigerking #catfish #nightstalker (at MTV Movie Awards) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN9CI1JFLo8/?igshid=1vuf14xxtm80r

[dougsakmann]

Happy 4/20 from #sgtkabukimannypd & the @tromateam remembering our dear queen #juliestrain on this glorious day! #drugreform and #legalweed for all!! @unclelloydkaufman #prisonreform #420 #heavymetal (at Tromaville High) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN5IH22l4RM/?igshid=13vdkca3a7b0x

[dougsakmann]

Spending the night in #sedonaarizona w the amazing @missmayasinstress honoring our fallen brothers #johnsakmann @bladebraxton & feeling energized by the #vortex that is #sedona - if any friends are in the area hit us up!! (at Sedona, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq4FJVlj7j/?igshid=1fqzb5k4s6sa8

[dougsakmann]

#littlebill approves this message! #love4all #nohate we all feel and bleed the same #pleasebekind #mentalhealthawareness (at Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNa_LVDlaXw/?igshid=180wfay1shyge

[dougsakmann]

First time back on the #mta since way before pre pandemic #memories #ilovenyc #nyc https://www.instagram.com/p/CNFuxyHF53O/?igshid=548lb695ouep

[dougsakmann]

#internationalsuperstar #midnightrose #cretin #brother @bladebraxton #tromateam (at Tromaville High) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNDTvOCFO6d/?igshid=6aixz3m4snpx

[dougsakmann]

Fuccccckk I cannot believe I am writing these words but rest well Midnight Rose...the man, the myth, the legend that is @bladebraxton blew into Tromaville and into my life in 2012 and we quickly became Cretin brothers... just a truly good soul, a truly good spirit always cracking wise with a devilish grin, always ready with a good gimmick to keep the party moving! When the Midnight Rose was in the house good times were always had! Blade had so many different families and groups of people all over the world that cared about him, from the horror community to the wrestling community, VHS collectors to just anyone he would meet on the streets - Blade was there one minute and you turn around and the next second he was gone and the superhero/wrestler/masked maniac #MidnightRose would suddenly appear! It was an honor to fight crime with him as Kabukiman on the streets of France, New York, Philadelphia, Missouri and more! Blade also became a part of the Unsolved Mysteries team, so he was also able to add reenactments actor to his list of amazingly unstoppable achievements! It is incredible to see the outpouring of love and hear all the stories the timeless legend that is BLADE BRAXTON - His gimmicks will live on forever in our hearts and the stories we will tell everyone we know for the rest of our lives! #tromateam @tromateam @tromaarmy @wrestlecrap #wrestlecrap #unsolvedmysteries (at St. Louis, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNDFlhaF-Eg/?igshid=ia99nkeib16b

[dougsakmann]

@48hourfilmproject & #filmapalooza is live now at Filmapalooza.org ! Tons of cool content from #independent #artists #makers & #filmmakers - workshops, short films, live networking and more all weekend! And all the content available for four weeks so you can watch it at your leisure! Get bloody with my #SPFX workshop w @missmorganshay in your own living room! #bloodparty #bloodtherapy 💀🩸🔪 (at Lima 48 Hour Film Project) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMprABgFzNS/?igshid=1sl32hq8o74wx