anyways, here is my entirely unasked for ranking of all the foods(?) i can remember eating on the far, far range:
-pogofruit: basically just a much, much juicier pomegranate. very messy and stained everything. 10/10 taste, 0/10 everything else
-oca oca: basically just a very tough potato, but pretty good in soup (ogden gave me some of his recipes once). 7/10
-mint mango: the name sums it up pretty well. better than you would expect, though. 8/10
-honey plorts: OHH MY GOD. THEY WERE SO GOOD. i have such a sweet tooth in this life (did back then too actually!) and I WOULD KILL FOR ONE OF THESE. 1000/10
-honey slime: didn't actually eat one of these, but i did get dared to lick one (don't ask). tastes about the same as their plorts, but a lot slimier and very wriggly. 9.5/10
-silver parsnip: imagine like, a carrot dipped in a very, very thin layer of steel. that's pretty much exactly what they taste like. i like neither carrots nor the taste of metal, 1/10
-heart beet: tastes like a normal beet (i would assume at least, i don't think i've ever had beets) but with the bonus of being heart-shaped. 6/10
-rad slime: also got dared to lick one of these. bled out of my mouth for a week after. 0/10
-beatrix lebeau/mochi miles (don't know which to tag this with lmao) #🍭✨😈💥
