#slothicsupremacy

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

Goddamn, how you get all that cake Mr. Krabs? Not bad for an old sea-crab!

I have me ways…

[just-bendy]

Awww Bendy, you got me all wrong, I promise! I was gonna squirt you, but only once you confirmed it wouldn’t actually hurt you.

Now that you’ve done so, however…nothing will save you now!!

[post being referred to]

[sm64mario]

Now that you have a tik-tok, are you going to make an Only-fans too? I'm sure Peach and maybe Bowser would support you!

What’s an “Only-fans”? I’a wouldn’t want to limit anything to’a only my fans! Mario is’a for everyone!

[askaceattorney]

Dear Courthouse Security,

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Find out who made the recording.  Then we’ll talk.

She’s thinking nothing but expletives.

-Athena Cykes

[just-bendy]

Hey Bendy! Strange question but being made purely of ink, water isn’t harmful to you, right? Asking purely out of curiosity!

*Tries and fails to conceal Super Soaker 9000 behind back*

If I said yes, you would've sprayed me, right? Ya jerk. No, water isn't harmful ta me, too bad.

[sm64mario]

Hey, Mario, can you believe Sephiroth got into the smash arena before Waluigi did?? I cannot believe im going to see Starfox and yoshi fight Sephiroth, I'm losing my mind!?

Hoohoo! It’sa pretty koopa krazy, isn’t it?

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear Slothic,

Youse still here?  Youse gotta be my first client what didn’t run for the hills after payin’ up.  Guess dat explains dat name o’ yours, yeah?

-The Tiger

[askaceattorney]

(Link in letter)

Dear Slothic,

It truly is the Dark Age of the Law.

-Miles Edgeworth