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Minimum Wage should be lower, the lower it is, the wider my smile. Don't you want Daddy to smile, commonwealth?

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Readin’ this post made me adopt Keynesianism.

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family guy funny moments compilation

Via @JohnDraw62 on Twitter

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You love money, have military sailing experience, and you have sexual prowess to the 6th degree (at least!). Ever considered piracy??

Th' statute o' limitations ain't quite run out on me time in the South China and Argentine Seas, so I'm not at liberty ter discuss th' matter in full.

But when it do, oh th' stories an ol' man could tell...

#anonymous

you carry, mr krabs?

#anonymous

have you ever listened to glorb

Arrrgh, th’ rap artist who use an AI filter ter sound like me, eh?

On th’ one claw, I do have a fully rational fear o’ robot overlords. Ye’ll ne’er see AI-generated content on this blog passed off as me work.

But ter give credit where due, th’ feller seems ter do all th’ lyrics an’ production legit, an’ animates th’ music videos th’ same way. I ain’t an expert, but it sounds like they do th’ vocals, too, and jus’ put it through a filter after.

I say let th’ feller have fun makin’ silly videos. It ain’t pretendin’ ter be something it aren’t, people be havin’ fun wit’ it, an’ there’s real creativity bein’ shown underneat’ th’ AI gimmick.

Plus, th’ feller knows I’m a menace wit’ me tool.

#funnyrobot #glorb

Mr. Krabs how do I deal with feelings that the people I think are my friends don’t love me

Th’ mermaid on me shoulder: Open communication, regular self-affirmations, and psychological counseling will go a long way to alleviating insecurities! :D

Th’ sea witch on me other shoulder: