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ok lillie i am one drink in and as we all know one drink morgan REALLY LOVES TRANS WOMEN and often falls asleep on them so please know we have Removed the Filer for the evening

ANYWAY YOU’RE COOL and i regret being too much of a jackwagon in school to know you better. i love seeing your posts on my dash and i LOVE ALL YOUR PUNS and also i really appreciate your social justice stances and content on fbhellsite, and we should talk more

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slothlorien replied to your post “so my girlf and i have been together since May, more or less, right?...”

Just checking: where exactly would you draw the line between being a goth and just being a kin of the Cryptkeeper?

it’s a fine line of producing your own content

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Came for the friendship. Stayed for the Nietzsche hatred.

Yeeeeeee girl

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Thomas the Rhymer and Harry Potter

oh wow am I gonna disappoint YOU, Lillie

Thomas is an unwanted child when the fairy gentleman offers him a home in a castle and a bed and food on his plate, and so little Thomas who never tells a lie follows him to fairyland. Thomas does not waste his time in the enchanted castle, he enchants it and bends it to his will. He learns magic, all the magic he can get his hands on, all the magic he is allowed and much that he isn’t. Nothing stops little True Thomas, not rules and not morals. He is going to survive. He is never going to be helpless and unwanted again.

At the end of seven years, Tom Riddle emerges from the castle. He does not tell lies, he has no need.

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aw yisss, thank you! My biggest problem with black mirror is that (what little I've seen of it; mostly Be Right Back and part of a couple other episodes) it tends to set off my paranoia *really* badly for equally dumb reasons. If this ends with sad/dead lesbians I will not touch it.

#I'm not saying Be Right Back made me CRY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER #but it totally did #slothlorien