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oh god I'm a furry. I'm sorry mother

#onicon2014 #onicon 2014 #fursuit #fursuiting #slothwashere #soapdish suit

I didn't notice until a lil while ago when I checked my email but my blog is officially a 1 year old :D yaaaay I've had a tumblr for a whole year.

#slothwashere #one year of tears #and dicks

I have learned my pet peeve on tumblr when someone repeats the exact sentance but puts it in bold.

You had nothing to contribute you lil skag and I will hit you with a nutcracker I swear it

#raaaaaaaage #pet peeve #slothwashere #bitches get stitches

I was in the car with two of my friends and we're at a stop light and off to the side I notice a black bird doing a little matting dance and we were so entertained then a car pulled up to the stop and got in the way.

We were all outraged that the car got in the way of bird dancing alone. I kept shouting 'THEY'RE NOT EVEN WATCHING HIM GET OUT THE WAAAAY' it just wasn't fair..

#mating dance #bird #fucking car #these tags look wrong #slothwashere

-breakup day-

guy: I'm not into short chicks!

girl: I'm not into short dicks!

then they just walk away..

#slothwashere #godzillaeatsasians #piestillaintreal

I want to write a story where they just fall in love with their hands..... wait.... oh

#slothwashere

*late at night walking with a friend*

siiillleeence

friend: OH THAT'S A TREE

me: ?