#slpt

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

If you ask me about my genitals, I assume you're impolitely propositioning me. My response is to loudly ask of your perverse intentions...

I call it the Pussy Bussy Wussy [PBW] & will not apologize for it.

[stylesthebrave]

silver lining, perfect timing by stylesthebrave | 22k | Mature

For as long as they've been friends, the whole world has been saying Louis and Harry should get over themselves and date already. It takes an impromptu winter holiday for Louis to admit that everyone else might have been right all along.

written for @1d-library’s Xmas Xchange, for @beckydoesthings <3

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Need to remove paint from your favorite shirt? Soak it in undiluted bleach and lay it out to dry for a night and the paint will be completely gone.

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT : How to carry load

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT - how to break the US economy

[stylesthebrave]

last line challenge

hiii, @kingonafiftymetreroad tagged me to share the last line i wrote! I’m not done writing for the day yet, but I figured this would be a good point to share a last line :)

Louis feels like he’s walking on eggshells around Harry the next day.

that’s twelve words, so I'll try to tag twelve people <3 @larrydoinglaundry @brightgolden @onlythebravest @neondiamond @thebreadvansstuff @polaroidlouis @parmahamlarrie @hereforh @jacaranda-bloom @larry-hiatus @finelinegynandromorph if any of you have anything you’d like to share!

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT:. Costly medical bills? Die and never have to pay!

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: How to save the lives of the elderly