#slug babies

[eldritchbuilderman]

can we pet the

the big shy baby (jupiter)

Guess he likes ya

[winterarts]

The babies got bigger!

[misanthropyd-builderman-au]

maaaaannn who the fuck left their kids here???

okay so clearly im not allowed to give my builderman(davey) rest so here's a small what-if of him running into 7 slug children in his kitchen.

calamity, curiosity, creativity, calliope, mars, neptune, and jupiter all belong to: @winterarts ... uhmm. yeah!! i just thought it'd be really funny. trying to live your live and you go downstairs to find seven suspicious looking and large slugs with faces in your kitchen. I think Davey would feel like this was a planned attack LMAO

[artofmaquenda]

I took a walk in the park with my friend and we found these tiniest sluuuugssss! 

This is also the very first time I’m holding one! I used to be really scared and grossed out by them, but these tiny ones I can handle, one step at the time before I’ll hold a banana slug... :D

[eldritchbuilderman]

do you have a lineup of the kiddos perhaps?

Here are the babies!

[eldritchbuilderman]

part one of showing the babies things they've never seen before

showing the babs the inside of a dishwasher

~goofball anon

Very interesting

[eldritchbuilderman]

The slug babies can smell 007's weakness. They know he is the weakest out of all of their parents. They will slowly, one by one, go up to him and ask for uppies. He obliges, then another comes asks for uppies. He does it again, then ANOTHER asks for uppies. They KNOW he can't carry them all, but they continue. He tries to protest, plead, anything! yet they do not heed his call.

Those who haven't been grabbed by him begin to climb up his legs. They are all heavy. He cannot carry all of them. They keep on climbing, more and more add up to the pile until he topples over. Now they have him trapped. He cannot move. They all fall asleep as the little devils they are. Poor 007n7 has to lay there until they decide to get up or until one of the others take the babies(which is a 50/50).

Truly tremendous levels of greed

[eldritchbuilderman]

Different f u mechanics the slug children have:

Curiosity: a sleeping gas and a sting that gives you the worst sense of dread imaginable and then the effects starts kicking in

Calamity: a gas similar to volcanic smoke

Creativity: small crystal shards that sting and can get anywhere; can also paralyze you

Calliope: paralyzing neutoxic venom

Neptune: spear tongue with too much neurotoxin

Jupiter: can create a mini toxic gas thunderstorm

Mars: pepper spray