I want to be gross! I'm a cute girl but I want to be a ugly sluggirl with slimy skin that makes people who lick me become like me!!!
No one really notices slugs, and so you won’t either the next time it rains and you almost step on one. You’ll suddenly stagger, feeling lightheaded. The world will seem to slow down. You’ll fall face-first into your bed and sleep for 12 hours straight.
You won’t bother going into work. It seems boring. Everything seems boring. You’ll sit around and watch TV when the first belch starts. And then the next. Your cute face with scrunch up in frustration, but you won’t be able to stop burping. A searing pain will go through your head as two antennae protrude out. Your skin will darken, turning a sickly green. It’ll have a sticky sheen, like it’s been dipped in slime.
Your bottom half will double in size–and start leaking. Everywhere you go, you’ll leave a gross trail of something green and foul-smelling. Your tongue will become big and bloated–you’ll still be able to speak, but it’ll be hard to understand you. You’ll be a gross, ugly snailgirl freak–and you’ll be SO horny.











