omfg slurgfu i'm dead, yet oddly revived by the concept ???
!!! Slurgfu is an enigma. Strangely polarising and equally… intriguing. I played with the idea a lot back in the day with a couple of friends; it started of jokingly but then it became “but what if…👀”. The pairing makes a lot of sense if you think about the characters’ personality and the dynamics between them I think, all bringing something unique to the polyamorous table.
Snafu is the instigator of course. That little shit would totally be the one to suggest it in the first place. Eugene, being a southern gentleman, would be appalled at the thought at first, while Burgie would just find the idea humorous and be amused by Snafu’s antics.
That is, until Snafu would drag an unsuspecting Burgie in for a kiss and Burgie finds himself immediately melting into it, Snafu’s plush (albeit dry) lips pressing sweetly against his. Almost like a girl’s, though more bitter and full of smoke, and the war all made them hungry for any sort of closeness – and who would notice hidden away in the darkness of their foxhole?
Eugene’s hesitance on the matter would be completely obliterated at the sight, images of being sandwiched between the two, all as nude as the day they were born would flit across his mind’s eye. While the circumstances doesn’t allow for that, the fear of being detected too big, Eugene would plaster himself against Snauf’s back and snake a hand down the front of his dungarees as Snafu and Burgie continues kissing slow and heady. Gently, they’d sink into a heap of entangled limbs on the dirty ground of their foxhole, and –
And… y’know? It’s a fun idea to play with and I wholly support the Slurgfu pairing.