#slurring meme

[teaspoonofginger]

slurred words!

...An’ he was the greates’ defence agains’ the dark arts teacher we ever had! I mean... think about how fucked that is, mate. The best defence teacher we had the entire time that we were at ‘ogwarts, also tried to eat us once! I mean... what the actual fuck is tha’???!!! Oh! An’ his mate broke my fucking leg! 

[teaspoonofginger]

slurred words

It’s just weird. We never even met th’woman an’ everyone is always talkin’ about how bloody great she was. It doesn’ make any sense, right? Like… I’m sure she were a lov’ly woman an’ all, but it’s no’ as if she had three tits and beer-flavoured nipples, is it? Merlin.

[teaspoonofginger]

“slurred words”

Naw, b’cause like... best mate doesn’t even.. like... they don’t. Look. No. Look. Stop drunk sexting my sister. Look at me, mate. I wan’ you ta know that you are the greatest friend I’ve ever had. I mean, ‘xcept maybe Hermione. She’s on a whole other level. Y’know. The naked level. Not that I wan’ us to be on the naked level, but I think we’re like... as good as we can be without naked. Level. Naked. 

...What the fuck were we talking about?

[teaspoonofginger]

slurred words

Lee fuckin’ Jordan. Lemme jus’ say a few words about Lee fuckin’ Jordan. He’s the best damn announcer that’s ever been anywheres near a pitch an’ I’ll hex the bollocks offa anyone what says dfferen’.