Send me “heya” and I’ll shuffle my music and give you a song, and my favorite lyrics from it.
►One For The Road // Arctic Monkeys
The mixture hits you hardDon’t get that sinking feeling, don’t fall apartSome out of tune guitarSoundtrack to disaster
Ok, es que ni siquiera sé cómo describir lo que me pasa con esta canción dfjksfkjsdfs es mi favorita del AM. Like, Alex Turner es un super mega genio de las letras, pero esta canción no tiene solo eso, tiene una vibra demasiado única, como que te lleva a viajar con él fdjgkdfgd la música, su voz, DUDE, HASTA LA PANDERETA ME PONE LA PIEL DE GALLINA *se calma* ok, el meme no decía “añade tu opinión” pero no puedo evitarlo :c
Te suuuper recomiendo que la escuches si no lo has hecho, y de paso escucha el b-side que se llama You’re So Dark que es una genialidad :’D ok ya dejo de escribir mejor. ¡Muchas gracias por enviar, bae!
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Tevy
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Devan
Who trashes the house? Los dos ¿?
Do either of them get physical? Nope, well…quizá Tevy, pero ella es too precious para mi hijo como para que pase, podría gritarle, pero jamás decirle algo muy hiriente o tocarla de esa manera.
How often do they argue/disagree?
Who is the first to apologise? Devan
Sex:
Who is on top? Se turnan, we all know it
Who is on the bottom? Se turnan, we all know it
Who has the strangest desires? No sé qué tan kinky sean tbh
Any kinks? Eh…algo me dice que Tevy en su traje de bailarina le pone mucho a Devan.
Who’s dominant in bed? Se turnan.
Is head ever in the equation? Oh, yes.
If so, who is better at performing it? Los dos
Ever had sex in public? No, no le va a Devan.
Who moans the most? Eh…Tevy ¿? Devan no es muy vocal.
Who leaves the most marks? Devan
Who screams the loudest? Tevy
Who is the more experienced of the two? Por la edad quiero decir que Devan, but, los dos.
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? They make love.
Rough or soft? Depende.
How long do they usually last? Quiero creer que duran lo suficiente.
Is protection used? Pastillitas y globito, they not ready for a child.
Does it ever get boring? Nope.
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Uy paren, cambiemos la respuesta de arriba: en los camerinos, antes o después de que Tevy saliera a escena.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Yes, not now.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Tbh, tendrían gemelos, like, Izzy me metió la idea a la cabeza y ya no me la saca.
Who is the favorite parent? Probs Tevy.
Who is the authoritative parent? Devan.
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Tevy.
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Tevy.
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Los dos.
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Los dos.
Who changes the diapers? Ambos.
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Se turnan las noches, pero si los dos lloran al mismo tiempo, los dos se paran, lo cual es casi siempre.
Who spends the most time with the children? Ambos
Who packs their lunch boxes? Devan.
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Los dos.
Who cleans up after the kids? Los dos.
Who worries the most? Tevy es más expresiva, Devan se muerde las uñas de lejitos.
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Devan.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Tevy.
Who is the little spoon? Tevy.
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?….Tevy
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? [mira el starter de telegram] Tevy
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Devan la abrazaría toda la vida tbh, seguro tiene hasta una técnica para hacerlo mientras lee o trabaja.
Who gives the most kisses? Devan…o los dos.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Probs abrazarse frente a la tv con chocolate caliente y más mantas que ganas de vivir.
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? La sala, me dan esa vibe.
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Devan
How often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often, tbh, el trabajo de Devan sería lo que más “moleste” en este caso, pero él hace tiempo, ni él sabe de donde but para ella siempre tiene tiempo.
Sleeping:
Who snores? Ninguno
If both do, who snores the loudest? No aplica
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bed tf.
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Seguramente empiezan juntos y terminan más separados que nada.
Who talks in their sleep? Es algo que Devan hace desde pequeño
What do they wear to bed? …..depende [moon emoji]
Are either of your muses insomniacs? Eh…no sé [mira a Tevy]
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Del lado de Devan probablemente, depende la noche en realidad.
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Como ya se anotó, seguramente empiezan juntitos y terminan del otro lado del mundo.
Who wakes up with bed hair? Devan
Who wakes up first? Devan like, le tiene que llevar el desayuno tf.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Devan.
What is their favourite sleeping position? [moon emoji]
Who hogs the sheets? Tevy.
Do they set an alarm each night? Probablemente
Can a television be found in their bedroom? Antes de tener hijos, nah, después de tener hijos sure, la sala ya sería muy pequeña para verla todos juntos.
Who has nightmares? Devan.
Who has ridiculous dreams? Los dos ¿?
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? …los dos.
Who makes the bed? Se turnan
What time is bed time? Depende [moon emoji]
Any routines/rituals before bed? srsly si pongo más moon emojis mi hijo parecerá más pervertido de lo que es.
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Depende de cuánto durmieron.
Work:
Who is the busiest? Devan, aunque en temporadas seguro Tevy no deja de practicar.
Who rakes in the highest income? Depende.
Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope.
Who takes the most sick days? Devan, tiene mi misma suerte, se enferma más que nada el pobre.
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Ninguno ¿? En primera porque seguramente Devan va a dejar a Tevy antes de ir a trabajar y la deja a tiempo, en segunda…no like, tf, Devan es muchas cosas menos impuntual.
Who sucks up to their boss? Ninguno, Devan is the boss, ah.
What are their jobs? Tevy bailarina y Devan tiene una barra de abogados.
Who stresses the most? Los dos.
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Los dos lo disfrutan
Are your muses financially stable? Yup
Home:
Who does the washing? Se turnan.
Who takes out the trash? ….los niños.
Who does the ironing? Se turnan
Who does the cooking? Devan, porque le gusta mucho.
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? ….ninguno ¿? Tevy quizá
Who is messier? Tevy
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Devan
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Ninguno.
Who forgets to flush the toilet? Ninguno
Who is the prankster around the house? Tevy.
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Devan.
Who mows the lawn? No tienen, ah
Who answers the telephone? Los dos
Who does the vacuuming? Los dos
Who does the groceries? Ambos like, es más divertido.
Who takes the longest to shower? Tevy
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Tevy.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? No
How many cars do they own? Ninguno, lamentablemente, Devan es alérgico.
Do they own their home or do they rent? Les pertenece
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? En la ciudad, pero si es entre esas dos….la costa me suena más.
Do they live in the city or in the country? Ciudad.
Do they enjoy their surroundings? Sí
What’s their song? Oh god do— esta es vieja af pero Devan seguramente la puso de fondo en algún momento de la vida y le dijo que le hacía pensar en ella.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Trabajar, Devan lee y además estudia, Tevy seguramente escucha música y practica, salen con amigos, viven man, tienen vida.
Where did they first meet? Saliendo de una de las presentaciones de Tevy, seguramente Devan fue a su hermana y la encontró.
How did they first meet? Devan la vio y seguramente fue like: i can’t lose this girl y se acercó a ella con una rosa que seguramente le robó a su hermana, una sonrisa de comercial y esperando que le prestara al menos un poco de atención.
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Tevy
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Tevy
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Los dos
Any mental issues? Devan tiene pesadillas constantes, but nada que le quite el sueño.
Who’s terrified of bugs? ….Tevy lo hace más público, Devan se muere en la esquina discretamente.
Who kills the spiders around the house? Devan mientras grita internamente
Their favourite place? Who cares when they are together
Who pays the bills? Los dos
Do they have any fears for their future? Ambos
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Devan
Who uses up all of the hot water? Tevy
Who’s the tallest? Devan
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Tev–los dos
Who wanders around in their underwear? Tevy
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Tevy
What do they tease each other about? hmmm [moon emoji]
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Tevy
Do they have mutual friends? Seguramente, like, la hermana de Devan está igual de metida en el baile (ah) so..
Who crushed first? Devan
Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nope
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Devan
