#sluuumpy

[horse-plush-a-day]

Aurora Sluuumpy 15" Da Rainbow Unicorn

[lees-buggly-friends]

My Slumpy pal, Hazey

[evilweasel-cosplay]

Because of everything that has been happening I haven't really got anything interesting in at work in awhile (we don't even get that many flowers right now and I'm barely making vases). So I was very confused when I had a rather large box on my counter and you'll never guess what was inside.

Sluuumpy is back!

Why are you still brown? On the site it said you should be grey!

I'm not sure why I got a new box of them, since I have a bunch of stuffed animals at the moment. Maybe its because of the state of the world and you might want a plush that feels ya, ya know. And in true Sluuumpy style no one was able to figure out what animal he was on their first shot. I got sloth, bear, monkey, and (my fav) walrus.

Do I think this company failed at making a recognisable penguin: yes

Do I think they succeed at making a super cute friend: also yes

Also my friend liked the elephant, who she said looked like he had depression.

[evilweasel-cosplay]

I just wanna let y'all know that I brought Sluuumpy home with me to continue my quest to truly figure out what animal he is

I gave him a periwinkle bow cuz I don't get to use that color much

[palatialtoad]

So beautiful, and yet the universe conspires to deny me his sluuumpy comfort. This most perfect of creatures is completely unattainable to me. I must mourn for a fortnight.