Sights like this are commonplace on campus:
Every semester, more and more male students show up to their classes dazed and scantily-clad.
When asked to put clothes on, these students reply with some variation of “but it feels so good to dress like this!” and respond violently if clothes are forced onto them. Checks on affected student dorm rooms find the only clothes they own are skimpy undergarments.
There appears, at this time, to be no specific pattern in target—a lit major is just as likely to change as a member of the football team. And “change” is really the only way to put it. Seemingly overnight, these men become empty-headed, slutty versions of themselves, recognizable only through the cross-referencing of attendance checks. Few respond to their old names, and they seem to disappear completely after the semester closes out.
If anyone has any information on why these transformations are occurring or who may be responsible, please contact the dean immediately.
