Yes, this new cologne is called "Soften." It has notes of sandalwood, orange blossom, and leather, making it suitable for anyone to wear for any occasion. It also has the effect of softening the wearer's brain cells. *spritz spritz* Isn't it lovely? Deep breath, now, yes, I can tell this is a very good scent for you.
All nice and soft inside your soft little brain, oh look at that, look at how your worries and responsibilities and smarts are just leaking right out now that your brain is soft. So soft, so happy, so comfortable, so dumb. Mmmm, you just love it, don't you?
Aww, look at how your memories are getting all mushed up and dripping out of your soft little brain. Oh, what's that? No, you don't need to think about anything complicated, silly, you're a soft little thing with a soft little empty head. Your brain is too soft and smooth for things like computers and politics and business. Your soft little brain can't even hold those anymore! All you need to think about is looking sexy and smelling good and having lots of horny fun like a good little slut.
Because that's all that's left in your soft shallow little brain, isn't it? Just sex and fun and parties and fun new drugs and being a happy little slut with a soft little empty head. Oh, you love that, don't you? So good, so dumb, so slutty, so soft.