#slxjisung

[slxseokjin]

[text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) you may not be able to see me( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) but i am side eyeing you( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) btw( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) do you still ate your family?( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) hate*( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) not ate( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) unless you’re a cannibalist then( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) u do u

[ivminho]

[text] never. drinking. again.

[ ` texting meme: open ]

[ text > best bartender ever ] …. [ text > best bartender ever ] pls don’t tell me u’re locked up again[ text > best bartender ever ] u’re a bartender u’re supposed to make people drunk not get pissed drunk urself

[ text > best bartender ever ] so how much do i have to bail u out for[ text > best bartender ever ] do i have to pay for anyone’s hospital bills[ text > best bartender ever ] who are the witnesses and police that i need to bribe

[slxkj]

[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

( TEXT: barista dude ) to be fair( TEXT: barista dude ) it was quite fun( TEXT: barista dude ) you don’t need to be jealous, we’ll play that together next time

[slxkj]

[text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire.

( TEXT: barista dude ) i have nothing to say to you( TEXT: barista dude ) except for the fact that( TEXT: barista dude ) you were so fiyah( TEXT: barista dude ) geddit, eh eh?

[slxseokjin]

[text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug”

( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) what were you doing watching me( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) who would’ve known i had a stalker( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) also( TEXT: ihatemyfamily #brother ) chugalug sounds cool, it has a nice ring to it