#sma5m

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to describe this past week in two words:

choy goobis

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what if like hou were just dancin in club and you see a guy staring at u so you stop and he wlaks up and goes

'not that i'm looking or anything

but damn that is one hot bhole'

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all i remember from lunch today

me: *javert voice* DO NOT FORGET MY NAAME

me: DO NOT FORGET ME

me: 24601

and

alexis: it's better than stink big

and

me: don't youuuuu FORGET MY NAME

and

miranda: hfdsifuydf *looks away*

and

me: HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY MOLE-

miranda: HE DOESn'T HAVE A MOLe

and

sam: *has a diarrhea stick*

and that's all i can remember but I KNOW A LOT HAPPENED TODAY THAT WAS IMPORTANT

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sma5m replied to your post: wow i just hate straight people they’re gross

Thanks! :(

omg i'm kidding dsfdhjsafkldjfh

miranda and i were joking about that today since our table was all fags today

we miss you we did get better ok /kissu

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so i was in band today and i had to oil my trombone slide, because when you play trombone, your slide eventually gets dry and hard to move, so you need to oil it

and i went to get slide oil, and it's usually a clear color, but one of the bottles had a milky hue

and i looked on the bottle to see what it was and the bottle said "PENETRATION OIL"

...

now i don't know what kind of crazy euphemism that is or how many ways you can take this but i'm pretty sure in that moment i was holding a bottle of anal lube