SmackDown Live 1/3/2017
Watching WITH Cal this week... we may also have been a little intoxicated. Responsible adults, us.
Cal: I will now call him Baron Dallas Multipass.
Cal: The twink is really cool. The announcer twink. Me: You mean Tom Phillips. Cal: Yeah, him.
We agree that Ziggler looks great. So there’s that. The heel turn is being handled interestingly and the ability to get more people involved like ’hey man, chill out’ is really cool. I hope this does well for him.
On Carmella and James Ellsworth: Me: Oh please, god, no. Double no. Ick. Cal: Carmella, you are so much better than this! Cal: I mean, you’re a skanky ho, but still...
Honestly, I still tear up a little when the audience gets so behind Bryan. He looks like he misses it so much.
No, no, Daniel... if you wanted the “biggest” match possible you’d use someone taller than AJ. Like Cane vs Big Cass or something. AJ is the fucking best. Every word out of his mouth is fucking gold. Bringing the heat.
Me: Mentions Nikki Bella’s breasts. Cal: *retches* Oh god, I never thought I would be grossed out by someone’s tits, but.... Me: Nikki Bella? Cal: *retches* Ugh. Yeah.
Cal: This Cena Promo.... are he and AJ gonna fuck on that table or what? Cal: I mean, I think the only time I was ever this mad at someone, I think I had sex with them.
John Cena: PASSION!! Cal: Ugh, I hate the way he says that. Cal: *retching noise*
Baron Corbin: *enters* Both of Us: What the- why-? Cal: Baron Dallas Multi-Pass! Cal: Mmmm... he’s just so /big/! Cal: *makes lewd comments about AJ Styles climbing Baron Corbin like a tree*
Ditto Otunga: *says something useful* Me: Is someone else writing this lines now? This isn’t normal.
Cal: In this moment I am kind of attracted to Bray Wyatt.
Both of us: *fall silent as we watch Dean’s match*
Dean “I Have Two Hands But I’ll Use My Face Instead” Ambrose
Dear /r/SquaredCircle sign-holding-person at ringside, I love you. <3 Good sign work and good stability for legibility.