#small amusements

[honourablejester]

Another minecraft post here, but does anyone want to know what the best accidental mob trap in the game appears to be?

These things:

In the past two hours I’ve sniped off no less than three separate pillager patrols because they got stuck in these things

They get stuck between the two rows of trapdoors. It’s ridiculous. Bands of angry crossbow wielding enemies, and they get stuck in my decorative trellises

It is official, minecraft mobs are dumb as bricks. Also, if you need to guard your house, apparently surround it with something like this. Yeesh.

[warbyparker]

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[mayennalee]

having breakfast out this morning and a man sitting at the corner table just fist bumped one of the staff members on the way back from delivering my coffee

[nova-zer0]

Why do you have to be so cruel? You have caused enough damage. Leave her alone.

I'm incredibly unsure about what the hell you're on about. I think, on Tumblr, I say anything to exactly one person. I don't have time to play kiddie games or try to do anything to anyone.

I'll tell ya what, though. If you'd like to come off anon and settle this as people, I'm more than happy to oblige. Otherwise, take your inane crap elsewhere.

[zycout]

I always find it amusing when I get a "the thing you bought has shipped!" email, when the thing already arrived 3 days ago.

[little-tayy]

There's a fucking bird that keeps flying into the window. Its bloody funny!

Silly bird.

[syntheticpoetry]

It's funny cause...

when you look at half of Anthony Raneri's "HANDSOME" tattoo on his knuckles it's like he's reminding himself that his right hand is, in fact, a hand.