what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Battleship is over and I wrote over 42,000 words for it! Here's my 14k free use Joel fic :3
RATED Explicit
WARNINGS None
FANDOM Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
RELATIONSHIPS Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | Smallishbeans/TangoTek, EthosLab/Joel | Smallishbeans, Joel | Smallishbeans/TangoTek, John Booko | BdoubleO100/Joel | Smallishbeans, Joel | Smallishbeans/ZombieCleo, Joel | Smallishbeans/Anthony Viviano | Bigbst4tz2, Joel | Smallishbeans/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Joel | Smallishbeans/Scott Major | Smajor1995, Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | Smallishbeans, Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek
TAGS Bisexual Joel | Smallishbeans, Sexuality Crisis, Operant Conditioning, Panic Attacks, Free Use, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Intercrural Sex, Ass-to-mouth, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Under-negotiated Kink, Dubious Consent
SUMMARY
"I've got ice cream in the freezer."
"Awesome!"
"Hold on, now. You gotta give me something."
"What, like... a fiver?"
"Something better than that."
"What do you want, then?"
He’s wearing that look, that smug little Etho smirk, when he answers. "Not much. How about a handjob?"
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Joel has sex with a lot of people in exchange for ice cream. Also, he's trying to figure out if he's gay or not. These two things are not related (lying).