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[insane-about-tango-tek]

Hello <3

I'm a very normal human who is not weird.

Dez, he/they/neos. Adult. This blog may be NSFW! Tread with caution!

This is my blog for MCYT because I got bored of having all my MCYT stuff interspersed between Game Changer and social justice/US politics. Main blog: @5typesoftrash

AO3: quicksilvermoonrot [link]

My tags:

#🐝 dez writes - writing tag / snippets

#🐝 from the mine - aus and teasers

#🐝 jabbering - asks (if I get any)

#🐝 18+ - nsfw content

#🐝 top 100 - Spotify Top Songs ficlets

#🐝 dezzy makes memes - memes and incorrect quotes

AU Tags:

#🐝 harmony & victory - Star Wars AU

#🐝 womw - Skizzpulse TPE AU

#🐝 lemongrass - Shortgrass Superpowers AU

#🐝 king!tango - King!Tango Ranchers AU

#🐝 dezzy omegaverse - My personal worldbuilding for the Omegaverse

#🐝 klondike - Free use Joel with heavy dubcon

#🐝 consequences - Wolfblings incest darkfic :3

#🐝 lie to girls - Underage Smalltek AU

#🐝 see you smile - Shortgrass Rejects Band AU

#🐝 winners - Flower Court kidfic with extreme whump :)

#🐝 college kids - Age gap Ranchers with free use and BDSM

#🐝 hate yourself - My fic for AUfest which will be revealed soon :3

Porn With Plot - Plot With Porn - Porn Without Plot - Currently Pornless

My Masterposts for my fics are available at this link.

Things I enjoy and will write about:

Incest

CNC/Dubcon/Noncon

Ageplay/Age gaps

Monsterfucking/Mobfucking

Painplay

Bondage/Shibari

Orgasm Control

basically... almost anything except the things that are explicitly on my nos

Things I do not enjoy and will not write about:

Scat or watersports

Snuff (except weird MC mechanic snuff)

Wound fucking*

Gore*

*my wife has convinced me to write gore and wound fucking. but i only do this for him.

Send me things ig. Love you guys <3

[k-kaez]

something about the only finished rainbow in joel's area glitching really just adds to his everything is fine everything is normal eerie creepy vibe

[metapianycist]

it is really cool that there is now an official maori word for autism, created with input from autistic maoris, and it was specifically coined to be nonjudgmental

quote from article:

“In my experience, people with autism tend to have their own timing, spacing, pacing and life-rhythm, so I interpreted autism as ‘takiwatanga’, meaning ‘his or her own time and space’,” [Keri Opai] told government-funded Maori Television.

(source)

[kipplekipple]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[labhra-setablaze]

It’s also key to note that the word for disabled in te reo Maori is now whaikaha (to have strength or to be differently able), and at the same time takiwatanga and whaikaha were minted, about 200 words were added that also describe other mental health, addiction, and disability issues.

So now, about 125,000 of the roughly 561,000 Maori people in NZ will be able to effectively describe and discuss autism and so much more in their native language for the benefit of themselves and their loved ones. That is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

[shrubdrawsalot]

free fall

[insane-about-tango-tek]

Chapter 7 of FY is up!!

Read it on AO3!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was marrying Minecraft YouTuber Smallishbeans, but he showed up late to the wedding and also I was dressed as Princess Leia for some reason. (His IRL wife was still in the picture, I wasn't replacing her.)

[hermits-fucking-hermits]

writing smut more like writing foreplay, getting distracted and never finishing the fic

[browniefox]

We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

[streamofsalmon]

say more pls

[browniefox]

Yeah sure why not.

So most stories take place when Events are Happening, and this means that no matter what kind of job the characters have, they’re probably not too focused on them. Fanfics, on the other hand, often show the down time. Which means that the writer has to figure out what the hell these characters do in their jobs. Unless the characters have a job the author understands or knows well, the author is often at a loss for what to have the character doing.

So they sit them at a desk and give them paperwork. What is the paperwork for? Rarely specified. It is Paper Work for the characters Important Adult Job they have and they need to read or sign it or something. And there’s always a line about how Character Hates Paperwork. Doesn’t matter if Character is a Mafia Boss or a General or a Diplomat, here they are in an office trying to get out of Doing Paperwork.

There’s also a sense of, like, humor and mundanity that comes with it. Like the examples above, it always particularly stands out to me when a dangerous individual is griping about some paper they need to sign or something. The less you can picture Character doing paperwork, all the better to force it upon them. If Character is saddled with Paperwork, they’re usually now concerned about the physical damages their motley crew causes, because damage = More Paperwork.

Anyway I just think it’s fun or funny, Sephiroth doing paper work and Sawada Tsunayoshi doing paper work and this just in, Tony Stark is doing paperwork. Sorry, Phoenix Wright can’t play right now. Yeah, it’s paperwork.

[elumish]

A very non-exhaustive list of actual paperwork they could be completing/reviewing/approving, in no particular order:

Timesheets

Expense reports

Requisition requests

Budget justifications

Payroll

Performance evaluations

Incident reports

After action reviews / post-mortem analyses

Incident Action Plans

Contracts

Contract proposals / grant applications

Reports / briefings

[redwingedwhump]

Your Royalty or Nobles in your feudal society should be doing this constantly unless you want to show how they're losing the kingdom and about to be usurped or overthrown.

petitions, speech-writing, complaints, requests, assignations, disputes, judiciary forms, declarations that need signing off on, matters requiring the Royal seal, matters requiring a royal endorsement, pardons, judgments, invitations, rebuttals, census data, crop yields projected or actual, livestock records, water rights, Sumptuary laws, taxes taxes taxes...

[val-ritz]

solid point there!

even when the royalty look like they're just fucking off to have fun, they're doing Socially Mandated Fuck-Off and Have Fun Time

Tournaments? Gotta show you're manly and virile through sport, or the nobles will supplant you. Feasts? Gotta show you're wealthy through conspicuous consumption, or the nobles will supplant you. Patronizing the arts? Gotta show you're cultured and erudite, or the nobles will laugh at you behind your back and probably supplant you.

[delicatefury]

Lawyer here. Here’s some more mundane/modern ones for you:

Invoices.

Intake sheets (information about new clients. The one for my firm is 13 pages and requires an hour long meeting. Then you have to do something with the info gathered)

Data entry for invoices and intake sheets.

Billing. (More involved than timesheets because you’re justifying to clients why you’re getting paid so much).

Form letters.

Taxes. Including 1099s for any contracted work.

Bank statements/accounting spreadsheets. Gotta track how expenses are trending.

Insurance documents.

General messages. Lots of office still use a paper system for missed calls and “important” stuff because it just works better than emails and chats for some people.

Memos. Big enough office to have at least one attorney on payroll? You’re getting memos about every legal question and concern and contract. It’s how we’re trained to communicate in formal settings.

[letslipthehounds]

And if you want to get into modern military, the forms are numbered, and people will refer to them by either their actual name, or the number. (Have you filled out the 4187 for this? Yes, I filled out the personnel action form.)

The military has so many forms.

[leebrontide]

If you want to add a rage level, there’s the Regular Paperwork and then the special hell of Fuckup Paperwork.

Cause there’s the invoice, and the follow up invoice and the we are about to have a problem follow-up invoice.

There’s the incident report and then the I swear I yelled at that worker about this don’t be mad at me if they do it again second warning documentation

The requisition form and the it has been six months now get me the fucking thing or you’re gonna hear from Cindy escalations form.

Paperwork has layers and protocols and backups.

[dancing-thru-clouds]

For law firms, there's also the 'I am asking nicely for you to send me this legally mandated document' and then the follow-up 'My please was a social nicety, I am no longer asking, I am telling you to send me this document or explain to a court why you refuse to do so' which, depending on the type of law, can fill a significant amount of the day

[sunwornink]

here is your daily reminder to COMMENT ON THE AO3 FICS YOU READ! it goes such a long way, especially if it’s a multi-chapter work and you can only leave kudos once. ANYTHING is an acceptable comment—emojis, keyboard smash, screaming, in-depth analysis! i promise you, the writers want it ALL

[justhereforfancontent]

takin' me to places only she knows - Chapter 1

RATING: Teen And Up Audiences

FANDOM: Hermitcraft SMP

RELATIONSHIPS: John Booko | BdoubleO100/Joel | SmallishBeans, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & impulseSV, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & EthosLab, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & TangoTek, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & Skizzleman, Past EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans - Relationship, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

CHARACTERS: John Booko | BdoubleO100, Joel | SmallishBeans, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Hermitcraft Ensemble

TAGS: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Bets & Wagers, Dating under false pretenses, Iranian Bdubs, Complicated Relationships, Oh. OH. | Italicized Oh Moment, Demiromantic Bdubs, queer joy, Insecurities, Getting Together, third act break up, Breaking Up & Making Up, rating and tags will change, Eventual Smut, Happy Ending, Actually Beta Read!, Drinking

SUMMARY:

Another tap against her foot under the table, from Skizz this time. “You think you could do it?” she asks. Bdubs lifts her glass to her lips. “Do what?” “Get her to fall in love with you.” === Bdubs accepted the bet because she wanted to get back at Joel for ghosting Etho. She thought it would be an easy two hundred dollars and a good laugh once it was all over. She was not prepared to be proven so incredibly wrong.

[justhereforfancontent]

takin' me to places only she knows - Chapter 2

RATING: Teen And Up Audiences

FANDOM: Hermitcraft SMP

RELATIONSHIPS: John Booko | BdoubleO100/Joel | SmallishBeans, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & impulseSV, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & EthosLab, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & TangoTek, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & Skizzleman, Past EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans - Relationship, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

CHARACTERS: John Booko | BdoubleO100, Joel | SmallishBeans, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Hermitcraft Ensemble

TAGS: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Bets & Wagers, Dating under false pretenses, Iranian Bdubs, Complicated Relationships, Oh. OH. | Italicized Oh Moment, Demiromantic Bdubs, queer joy, Insecurities, Getting Together, third act break up, Breaking Up & Making Up, rating and tags will change, Eventual Smut, Happy Ending, Actually Beta Read!, Drinking

CHAPTER SUMMARY:

eiko (bestie <3): … eiko (bestie <3): for the love of god, parvaneh Beatrice: don’t worry about it eiko, i got this eiko (bestie <3): you’ve heard all about her eiko (bestie <3): from /me/ eiko (bestie <3): you do not got this

[justhereforfancontent]

takin' me to places only she knows - Chapter 3

RATING: Teen And Up Audiences

FANDOM: Hermitcraft SMP

RELATIONSHIPS: John Booko | BdoubleO100/Joel | SmallishBeans, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & impulseSV, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & EthosLab, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & TangoTek, John Booko | BdoubleO100 & Skizzleman, Past EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans - Relationship, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

CHARACTERS: John Booko | BdoubleO100, Joel | SmallishBeans, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Hermitcraft Ensemble

TAGS: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Bets & Wagers, Dating under false pretenses, Iranian Bdubs, Complicated Relationships, Oh. OH. | Italicized Oh Moment, Demiromantic Bdubs, queer joy, Insecurities, Getting Together, third act break up, Breaking Up & Making Up, rating and tags will change, Eventual Smut, Happy Ending, Actually Beta Read!, Drinking

CHAPTER SUMMARY:

Joel’s fingers graze against Bdubs’ leg as she reaches over, then hesitates. “You can let me know if I’m going too fast, you know,” she says gently. “If it’s been that long since…” She doesn’t finish what she’s saying, but Bdubs knows. “I know. Thanks.” “Of course.” “You’re not, by the way. Going too fast, I mean.” “Okay. Great.”

[robinavitchgf]

I didn’t mean to offend you I just genuinely think you’d like what the ai did with the story, it’s really great and maybe even better than the first chapter! I also asked it to make fan art based on some of your shorter works and they’re gorgeous, some of the best art I’ve ever seen. Ai isn’t as bad as people think so if you ever realize that and change your mind I can still send it all to you!!! <3

i wasn’t going to respond to this bc of how much it fucking pissed me off but i feel like this needs to be said.

don’t ever come into a writers’ inbox and openly admit you used ai to, let’s face it, plagiarise their work. i don’t CARE if you want it to be on my blog, you still fed it into an ai bot for your own gain. it’s fucking ridiculous that you blatantly ignored the rules on my page that state NOT to do this to my work.

also saying it’s “better than the first chapter” sorry but fuck you?? first you steal my work and put it into ai and then basically say my works shit and ur ai slop is better???

i work full time, i dont tend to write all that often, hence why longer one-shots/fics are barely posted. sometimes all i can get out is a little drabble/blurb. and then sometimes i lose motivation for fics/series’ that i’ve previously posted about. this doesn’t give you an excuse to take my work and use ai to create your own. sometimes fics just don’t get finished and you have to fucking deal with it. if i ever find the motivation again, i might post about it again, but if i don’t, then don’t use ai on my work. and especially don’t use it to create fucking fanart on my other pieces.

tl;dr don’t fucking steal my work and plagiarise it through fucking ai. i don’t want your ugly nasty disgusting ai slop anywhere NEAR my blog and my content and my works.

[bullet-prooflove]

My jaw fucking dropped at the audacity.

[peppermintquartz]

Feed my work into AI and I will feed you into a wood chipper.

[kirahti]

People need to learn shame again.

[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[grithogirl]

the attachments mincecraft creators have to their rp characters is really fucking unhealthy, immature and would make people less likely to hire you in professional acting spaces but that opinion wont be commonplace until like 2036 so im gonna get crucified

[grithogirl]

telling actors, artists, art creators in professional spaces how their characters will be used by the public is commonplace for a good reason, "rule 34" exists for a reason, most humans inherently have romantic and sexual desires and a wish to express them in fiction. being uncomfortable with this is immature, not to mention actively being public with that distaste. roleplay characters are just that, characters. i am of course annoyed but im surprising even myself at how overshadowed that is by genuine concern for creators mental health and well being, this way of thinking isn't healthy at all and im fed up of it being normalized. you cannot go into an acting/character-playing career and be genuinely upset when character interpretations turn romantic, you're going to mess yourself up health wise, this isn't normal

[falloutingenue]

(op) thought these were good tags

[forrest13]

Decked out pilled

[lectern-fullcauldron]

I find it so sad when people present the history of hermitcraft as "generikb left so xisuma took over as admin and leader". like noooooo you're doing such a disservice to the chaotic group project that is hermitcraft. xisuma took on responsibility for the physical server hosting, yes, but Joe Hills broke the decision stalemate (via coup) and Hypno took the website and Cleo arrived to join the council (of people who actually go to meetings and do admin) and welsknight stood up to rap battle anyone necessary and tango came on as tech support and keralis came on as hardware sugardaddy (where's beef's new mouse?) and there's more and more and more. there's no leader of hermitcraft (Joe stood down immediately after the coup) and everyone has a veto. a lone leader would have fallen by now, it's the work of every hermit that makes the server strong