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Clark Kent, head empty and on a whim: hey Lex have you ever felt sad about not having a sibling?
Lex Luthor, who knows that Clark knows that whenever he's having a psychotic episode he hallucinates cradling and soothing his dead baby brother: ....
If Lex Luthor got into gaming he would get called a n00b by a random 8 year old and craft a diabolical scheme to destroy the whole game from the inside to make himself be the richest most powerful in-game guy which would ruin the fun and make everyone stop playing so he'd be alone in his in-game beautiful mansion sat upon his golden throne and also alone in his out-of-game ugly mansion screaming and crying and throwing up about it. And I love him for this.
Pa Kent: you can't run for student president Clark!!!! What if all that attention on you has someone find out you are an alion from space!!! people get really nosy about politicians!!!
Pa Kent: yeah sure I'll run for office. I don't see any reasons why I shouldn't. #yolo innit.
Chloe referred to herself as a "krpto-hag" when Clark was telling her about having bedroom problems with Lana from not knowing if he'll accidentally crush her into a fine paste with his powers back. like f*g-hag....they really would say anything on 2000s television...
I think this is how it went
No one is allowed to be mean to my little bald boy baby lex even if he is a shitty teenager who tries to manipulate his only friend then almost beats him to death. that's my little lexie. i saw him have a birthday party and no one turned up 😭 and have a mental break down calling out for his dead brother 😭 he's ALLOWED to almost beat someone to death it's OKAY he is ALLOWED
Lex's inbox, highlights mine. Very funny that he and Lionel use email headings the same way they speak to each other, and cute for Clark to send a catch-up email.
smallville's moral biology:
the conscience is stored in the chromosomes
evil is stored in the liver
witchcraft is stored in the lower back
[kryptonians only?] lust is stored in the eyeballs
I'm excited to add to the list as I watch more of the show
