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Calamagrostis (reed grass or smallweed) is a genus in the grass family Poaceae, with about 260 species that occur mainly in temperate regions of the globe. #reedgrass #smallweed #nature #grass #park #weed #ornamentalgrass (at Overfelt Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0z4ijQDmhA/?igshid=g9ple1unb8qq
God grandfather smallweed’s such a dick
“I’ll smash you. I’ll crumble you. I’ll powder you. Go to the devil!”
Like just fuck off dude
happy he found another flower to balance out his hat b/c that’s the best he’ll ever fucking get out of this shit life
'Ay, ay! Ho, ho! U-u-u-ugh!' chatters Grandfather Smallweed, swallowing his rage. 'My dear friend!' (still clawing).
Bleak House. "impotent vindictiveness"
'For a pipe,' says Mr. George; who with great composure sets his chair in the chimney-corner, takes his pipe from the grate, fills it and lights it, and falls to smoking peacefully. This tends to the discomfiture of Mr. Smallweed, who finds it so difficult to resume his object, whatever it may be, that he becomes exasperated, and secretly claws the air with an impotent vindictiveness expressive of an intense desire to tear and rend the visage of Mr. George. As the excellent old gentleman's nails are long and leaden, and his hands lean and veinous, and his eyes green and watery; and, over and above this, as he continues, while he claws, to slide down in his chair and to collapse into a shapeless bundle; he becomes such a ghastly spectacle, even in the accustomed eyes of Judy, that that young virgin pounces at him with something more than the ardour of affection, and so shakes him up, and pats and pokes him in divers parts of his body, but particularly in that part which the science of self-defence would call his wind, that in his grievous distress he utters enforced sounds like a paviour's rammer.
Bleak House. This scene is just so weird and hilarious and well-described and I love it.
from what I gathered, a paviour's rammer (aka a paver's rammer) is the laborer (or the tool) that would tamp down asphalt for roads back in the day
Smallweed says “Shake me up, Judy” in Bleak House about as often as Scully says “I’m a medical doctor” in X-Files.
SHAKE ME UP JUDY
