Arguing semantics with a ten-year-old.
Mason: There are no smart blondes.
Me: Then what about you? You're blond.
Mason: I'm dirty blond!
Me: You're still blond.
Mason: No, I'm dirty blond. It's different!
Me: You're arguing semantics.
Mason: I don't even know what that word means! How can I argue something when I don't even know what that is?!














