#jiraiya

[hanalovesanime]

Jiraiya’s Death Wasn’t Just an Anime Scene for Me

Jiraiya’s Death Wasn’t Just an Anime Scene for Me

[starry-delusions]

hii i'm the anon that asked you about your opinions about jiraya and, since you wanted to hear more, here it is..... sorry in advance

first of all, you get him so well. like. ofc he's exclusively a dom (or that's what he wants to think) - he's so packed up and big and strong than there's no room in his mind for other possibilities... thank godness he's a writer. but sometimes he needs someone else to prove him wrong.

i also think about him as a homophobic bisexual.. tho in my porn!naruto mind he ends up accepting his fate and having even more fun this way (i'll talk more below). as for his personal tastes, he's obviously into well endowed and strong women, but anyone who's androgynous enough falls into his sexual umbrella (being the first person on that list orochimaru, ofc, since they were kids/teens, but that's a whole new conversation). personally, i deeply enjoy when i picture him with androgynous people or non binary people (i have an oc cofcof) and i can project myself onto that ofc lol.

following the dom line.. he can be as rough as you ask him to be, but he has a daddy kink as big as a house and he'll be constantly whispering you encouragements and stuff like that. and then you'll develop a praise kink on top of that bc of course you want to hear him telling you how proud he is of you.

he'd be so dominant he's drag you around at night when he's doing his bar routine. at the end of the night he'd take you to the darkest pit and hold you on his lap while he lets complete strangers touch and finger you... because he was the first to do so in front of everyone. and he'd eat your ear (metaphorically and figuratively, even) during the whole process.

i think that, overall, jiraya likes to push the lines of consent a lot, and play on the grey areas as much as he can. he's a sucker for free use… being able to absent-mindedly finger you while you are cooking or simply relaxing on the sofa, or even the other way around - letting you use him how you can while he writes or does nothing - is like a drug to him. and then he'd bend you over the kotatsu or any other surface and keep doing his work until he'd had enough (and, ofc, you, bc nothing feeds his ego more than making other ppl feel like crazy thanks to him).

he'd definitely make the best use out of his shadow clones... but maybe he'd rather include a third person instead of using himself, to have even more fun. if he knows that person and he's a man and younger than him, bonus points, bc he'll get to be insufferably smug and superior over him (he's like that).

sometimes he'd let said person start fucking you - first making out, then slowly touching you - and he would watch from the corner of the room, waiting for his turn because he isn't allowed to touch yet. maybe this would be the only time he allows other person to have a say on his actions... he would wait patiently, drooling, until he's thrown your wet underwear for him to smell and taste and use while he waits, like a predator waiting for his prey to forget about his presence to finally attack.

and then, as soon as he's allowed to join, the roles would switch fast and hard. he'd start guiding every move, manhandling you as he wishes, first turning you into a puddle with gentle touches and sweet words. he'd tell the third person what to do, ofc. if he's a man, he'll be hesitant to touch him at first, so he'll tell him what to do with you instead. he'd watch amused from up close. he'd take turns with the other man to fuck you. and he'd be there to be sure that you are feeling out of this world.

while the other person fucks you from the front, he'd start preparing your ass for him. he knows damn well no one in this world can take up his length from the front (not that he always needs to, but today he's feeling greedy and self indulgent), so his only hope is to aim for greener pastures.

when he feels it's enough, he and the other person would make good use out of your both holes at the same time, because they are there for a reason. maybe he'd conjure now a shadow clone simply for the pleasure of watching from afar, to take in the whole picture (his purposes, you can imagine them) or maybe, if he's feeling it, take down notes on the spot for his novels.

and only when they have cum, he'd had the idea of licking everything leaking from you - but, since he is not feeling like tasting his own cum (not that he's not careful with his diet), he'd switch places. and, since he's eating other man's cum, why not his dick as well? and then he'll realise that, as tsunade has been warning him for years, he's in fact bi as hell. and he's hard again.

finally, when everything finishes, he'd take the lead at the aftercare too. he has manhandled two people at once and played with them like dolls - making them kiss, touch, and fuck as he wisely instructed - so he'd as well tell them how proud he is of their hard work and results. maybe he wouldn't be so inclined to appraise the man (he's not there yet) but he's a gentleman either way. and he would end up with you and whoever else in the shower bc how the hell someone can be able to clean that with a wet towel.

deepening on the threesome matter, i think he'd enjoy either having a third person joining with he and his partner, or he himself being the third one joining. either way, he'd always be the chanting voice.

i haven't proofread any of this since it has turned out so long and technically it's only a message BUT i hope it is, at least, comprehensible enough. i have in mind writing something on ao3 with my oc about these scenes because well. as you've seen i've thought about them a lot. thoroughly. in detail. for days.

i hope it's not a lot... or it's not bad... i saw a green light and flew towards it like a lustful mosquito towards a buzzing blue light. let me know if i got myself all roasted or survived lmao

(thanks 4 asking back btw C: i'm immensely happy <3)

(btw english is not my first language so. feel free to point out mistakes, i want to learn it better)

PS!!!: you know how orochimaru's got a long ass tongue bc he's the snake sanin? well. i think about jiraya's tongue as a sensory dream. that's it.

This is EXACTLY what I asked for >:38 rubbing my hands together like a fly

You are so right about Jiraiya having a free use kink AND having it go both ways is sooo 🤤🤤🤤 just so casual about his horniness, always wanting to slide some fingers where they shouldn’t be, uncaring of whatever is happening or where they are. He would so just spread his legs if someone started feeling him up, just let them have their feel cuz I mean hey, he’s getting off on it so free nut I guess x3

The threesome thing bringing out his wilder bisexuality is peak. He’s hesitant at first, always wary and keeping track but as he starts to lose himself in the haze of pleasure he starts to not care or notice or maybe even get his hands on the pretty guy he’d grabbed from the bar to join them, using him just as much as his lady partner or maybe even submitting a lil bit like you suggested 👀 sucking some dick at the peak of his arousal with this “ah fuck it I’m already here” mentality

And then the aftercare!! I think he would be just dumb and drunk and cuddly. This is like his only time for true sweet and loving affection so when he’s tired and out of it he would be unabashed about wanting some sweet forms of intimacy

[ari-zonia]

"Totsugeki!"

[joltai-showa]

Kakashi I was about to advise you to follow Jiraiya's fate, but then realized that actually, yes, Nagato will also happen to blow your brains out

I suppose he is indeed some sort of karmic entity in the Naruto universe, hmmmm

[joltai-showa]

heartwarming: the "softbodied" and "gentle" Konoha ninja show their righteous ideals by deciding to commit to the worst torture methods known to them after their idiot bum of a spy got himself killed on Akatsuki's leader's turf😇😇😇🫶🫶🫶

[mrm64]

Happy Birthday to Tsunade lol

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[marichild]

i know it's like #tradition for mangakas to name their protagonists silly things and it's endearing to me but truly the in-universe reason for naruto's naming is SO fucking funny oh my god. minato voice sensei i liked your trashy powerfantasy novel so much im going to name my unborn son after the protagonist, whose name you thought up randomly while eating ramen. because you are a true ninja

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