My husband says I make fun of the newborn too much. Personally I think I'm making fun of him just enough to keep him in his place. He may think he runs the show, but we all know who's in charge, and that's his sister the toddler. This rebel without a cause is 20 days old going on 20 months by the looks of it. He's eating round the clock, sleeping at inconvenient times, and being an all around newborn nuisance that's too cute to be mad at. Maybe beneath all those chins this big guy is smarter than he looks. He's wearing me down both mentally and physically so I'm too tired to fight him on any of his demands. Maybe he's in cahoots with the toddler and this has been their plan the whole time! #rebelswithacause #smartandstinky #twoagainstone #idontlikewherethisisgoing #werefcked (at London, United Kingdom)