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smashingdevotchka replied to your post: anonymous asked:Why do you keep s...
because ‘pokemons’ is cuter jeez
Ye anon hit the road. You are the diglet to my mewtwo. Nerd.
"Hey!" :P
1. First impression: It went pretty quickly from "damn, this is an awesome video" to "damn, this is an awesome person."2. Truth is: I fucking love you. 3. How old do you look: Late teens/early 20s/IDK I am horrible at judging these things4. Have you ever made me laugh: Well yeah XD5. Have you ever made me mad: Not that I can think of.6. Best feature: You. In general. :P Uh, I will say hair cause I'm kinda staring at your icon and damn, that is some awesome hair. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Noooo. :P8. You’re my: girlfriend, favorite person, last thought before I go to sleep, insert your own ridiculous but true cliche here :P9. Name in my phone: My phone has been dead for months, but I think it was just Tess.10. Should you post this too? Sure.
smashingdevotchka said: asdfghjkl. I was deep in the Livejournal fandom before it mysteriously just vanished one day. I loved it so muuuuuuuuch.
((Shijhdaijhijqjoiajkanaaakmaskjdnijsdabhjb can we be fandom sisters or something please?!))
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hi friend!! i would direct you to the sweet-ass hats and shiny daggers but as it turns out we accidentally summoned a very angry crocodilian daedra and it's freely eating people and chewing on the furniture and those are embroidered cushions so i have to go take care of that
feel free to pick up a dagger and start the induction incisions on some of the less conscious sacrifices as you wait, the sooner we start the better! the cuts are just normal run-of-the-mill organ extraction cuts, nothing complicated. be sure to put some sanitary gloves on before you start carving, don't want to catch any diseases. bleh.
anyways. welcome to our family, our cult welcomes you as one of our own. thanks for following <3
smashingdevotchka said: Wow. Modem. There's a word I haven't heard in a while. :P - Maybe it's not a modem? It might be a router or something. We use it to connect to the Internet, anyway.
smashingdevotchka said: Nah, I know which Turbo I’d rather fuck.
"... King Turbo? A.K.A creeper-pasta?"
Hey, smashingdevotchka...
"I really like your avatar!"