sheogorathvevo

space, so far as we can observe it, is a wonderful and immense engine; its extent, its order, its beauty, its cruelty, makes it alike impressive.

[saltheria]

SUPER URGENT COMMISSION CALL as yo girl is BROKE but has upcoming bills in a day and is losing her mind. 

All info is above, please fill in the commission form or simply e-mail me at [email protected] or DM me on twitter (@Saltheria) and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

I’ll draw characters from most fandoms (mostly TES, Warcraft and DND) but generally, if you need ELVES and PRETTY GIRLS, you’ve definitely come to the right place!!

[sheogorathvevo]

Please reblog even if you’re not in the market for commissions! Sasha’s a great artist who deserves the help, and you won’t be disappointed with her work <3

[saltheria]

SUPER URGENT COMMISSION CALL as yo girl is BROKE but has upcoming bills in a day and is losing her mind. 

All info is above, please fill in the commission form or simply e-mail me at [email protected] or DM me on twitter (@Saltheria) and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

I’ll draw characters from most fandoms (mostly TES, Warcraft and DND) but generally, if you need ELVES and PRETTY GIRLS, you’ve definitely come to the right place!!

[sheogorathvevo]

Please reblog even if you’re not in the market for commissions! Sasha’s a great artist who deserves the help, and you won’t be disappointed with her work <3

[sheogorathvevo]

reminder my main blog is over at @oblivionmobile now for those who missed the inital posts!

[aquajoggers]

teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less

[humanityinahandbag]

I’M ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER, BOOK NERDS

Do you like books!?

OF COURSE YOU DO

Do you like reading books?

DUUUUUH!

Do you collect books and let them sit on your shelf!?

WHAT IS THIS!? AMATEUR hOUR? OF FUCKING COURSE! 

Do you spend WAAAAAAY too much money on books even though they’re totally worth it but holy fucking shit fifteen dollars is the median and why is the world so effortlessly cruel?

Who’s got two thumbs and an empty wallet! Yes yes and yes!

WELL HAVE I GOT A SOLUTION FOR YOU

Thriftbooks is an amazing online site that sells used books! These books are, for the most part, in great condition. I’ve used this website for everything from textbooks to fiction to everything else in between! It has a wide selection with an even wider selection of options per book!

You want softcover? They’ve got it! Hardcover? Of course! Audio? Why not!

Hell! They even sell the books in other languages!

You might say to me, humanity, why are you telling us this? We already have barnes and noble!

Because, my poor, naive friend, thriftbooks sells the majority of it’s books for under four dollars.

That’s right. You heard me. Under. Four. Dollars.

And right now, they’re having a huge deal!

2 books for $7

3 books for $10

4 books for $12

But wait! There’s more!

If you leave a book in your cart for long enough, chances are you’ll be alerted when a seller nearby, for a cheaper price, has the same book! You’ll get it cheaper and faster, with less waste of paper and time!

And prices change! That book that would have cost you $3.79 one day might be $3.45 the next, and man oh man isn’t that the best thing to see when you check up on your cart.

So what are you waiting for, book lovers! Go! Go shop!

Go and rule the world!

Be the book lovers I know you can be!

[humanityinahandbag]

DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S FREE SHIPPING OVER 10 DOLLARS

[humanityinahandbag]

DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S ALSO A COUPON CODE YOU CAN USE FOR A LIMITED TIME

type in the word “welcome” when you get to checkout and you’ll get 15% off!

[humanityinahandbag]

DID I ALSO MENTION THAT THERE ARE READING REWARDS

AND THAT EVER $50 YOU SPEND THEY GIVE YOU $5 BACK.

guys

five dollars

on this site

is a book

that is the cost of an entire book

you’re literally getting a free book

[humanityinahandbag]

I NEED Y’ALL TO SEE THIS SIDE BY SIDE THOUGH

So to prove my very real point, I went to Barnes and Noble and picked out some of my favorites books that I already have on my shelves

(also, fyi, y’all should read these they’re bangin)

AND BECAUSE THE SHIPPING IS SO INSANE, IT WAS MEAN TO COME OUT TO $47.85 (and that’s at an online price, which discounts by a few dollars)

But with shipping, handling, and the extreme cost of books, my total came to this:

$72.30

Okay. Then I went onto thriftbooks and chose the same books in the same formats (hardcover, softcover, etc.)

Keep in mind that not all books are under $4 due to size, availability, how new they are to the world yada yadayada

But this was the final shopping cart.

Look.

Look at those lovely books.

My final check out price?

$21.86

AND THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE ANY OF THE AMAZING DISCOUNTS, DEALS, AND/OR PROMO CODES.

If you do the math, I saved $50.44.

And even if Barnes and Noble had given me that free shipping, I still would have saved $25.99. Do you know what that could buy you? That could buy you four more books on thriftbooks!

Thriftbooks fucking saved my broke college ass. And I’d encourage you all to use it if you can. Shipping may take 4-14 days, but I swear to god it’s worth every dollar that I would have burned. 

THIS IS IN NO WAY AN ENCOURAGEMENT TO STOP SHOPPING AT BOOKSTORES. PLEASE DON’T. LOCAL BOOKSTORES ARE IMPORTANT AND VITAL AND SHOULD BE SUPPORTED!

I’m mostly making jabs at the big name companies, and honestly, my broke bookworm ass needs a break.

[humanityinahandbag]

NOW YOU MAY ASK ME

HOW

HOW CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!?

It can’t. There’s no way!

WELL YES IT FUCKING CAN, BOOK NERDS!

Did you ever think to yourself; I love to read. But I sure wish there was a way to read my own books while I multi-task by helping the environment, the economy, and the seemingly never-ending and growing gap between low-income schools and libraries and their availability to reading material all at the same time…

Well, there is.

It’s called shopping at Thriftbooks

And what’s more:

Boom.

Right there.

This place is fucking amazing as hell and you should use it as often as you possibly can.

Save the environment. Keep your mind running. Shop Thriftbooks.

[1-tin-soldier]

Thank you, Tumblr Billy Mays

[divebombmod]

@arlothia, I think my wallet is about to spontaneously combust.

[arlothia]

@divebombmod I know, right?! I LOVE thriftbooks!! I actually got an old KCLS book before, which is cool! Didn’t know about the WELCOME promocode, though, and you can only use one code at a time. I checked. But that just means that you can order books or batches of books seperately so you can reap the benefits of all those codes! OH!! They also have a promocode now called SAVEMORE and it’s another 15% off option!

[theblackship]

Do they ship to other countries too? like in asia? if so, how much will it cost?

[sheogorathvevo]

sayonara (to this blog, at least)

psst. i have something to tell you all!

it’s been a long, strange ride to the almost-2000 of you that have gathered around here now. and as i go through my follow list i’ve found a lot of you to be an unthinkably permanent presence on my dashboard. but somewhere along the way, i stopped talking to everyone and stopped interacting and even stopped putting anything personal on my personal blog - so, to make a long story short, i’m remaking!

i’m over at @oblivionmobile if you want to follow me there - if not, i completely understand. i just think it’s time to get back to what made me be on tumblr in the first place - interacting in fandom, with all the strange, interesting antics that entailed.

thanks for the adventure, y’all. looking forward to what the future brings, but the past - it’s been cool. <3

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

                FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sheogorathvevo]

sayonara (to this blog, at least)

psst. i have something to tell you all!

it’s been a long, strange ride to the almost-2000 of you that have gathered around here now. and as i go through my follow list i’ve found a lot of you to be an unthinkably permanent presence on my dashboard. but somewhere along the way, i stopped talking to everyone and stopped interacting and even stopped putting anything personal on my personal blog - so, to make a long story short, i’m remaking!

i’m over at @oblivionmobile if you want to follow me there - if not, i completely understand. i just think it’s time to get back to what made me be on tumblr in the first place - interacting in fandom, with all the strange, interesting antics that entailed.

thanks for the adventure, y’all. looking forward to what the future brings, but the past - it’s been cool. <3

[donjuan-auxenfers]

By Nico Quintana, transgender, QPOC, Latinx activist

There’s no way that this wasn’t written by a cop.

[zoobus]

LMAOOO

[thetolerantleft-deactivated2017]

check out this cop

[notallmensheviks]

holy shit

[shlohomo]

“i’m not a cop i’m gay” thanks officer

[yourkinkisnasty]

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh” 

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly 

[cloverslime]

Visit Original Link

[peppermint-bones]

What the ever living fuck

[bugpicnic-deactivated20170417]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

[tag-is-cool]

FUCK NOT THIS AGAIN

[180km-h]

View this post on Instagram

[mielparaoshun]

When my girl catches me admiring her

[momodeary]

Fallout 4 companions + pokemon 2.0 ♥

Updated from “♠”

[wolveria]

Oh mY goDDdd oooh my gOd oOohH my GOddd

[invisiblelad]

So much for the First Amendment.

[therealpopelizbet]

Where does he find lawyers that will risk Rule 11 sanctions to make these arguments?

[ohgodshesloose]

Money talks

[antifainternational]

‘It was as if I had peered into hell’: the man who brought the Nazi death squads to justice

Benjamin Ferencz, at 97 the last surviving prosecutor at the Nuremberg trials, has fought for the victims of war crimes all his life. He talks about upholding ‘law not war’, where Theresa May is going wrong – and how to deal with Donald Trump

“Never give up.  Never give up.  Never give up.”

[arsenicolada]

ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about:

•the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated

•the dog trainer

•meeting bill clinton

•“hUSH!”

•“-too old to be a duckling, quack, quack!”

•“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

•literally any story involving his parents (especially the black coffee one)

just please, do yourselves a favor, don’t just stop at ‘salt and pepper diner’, listen to all this guy’s stories because they are gold

[silenthill]

Don’t forget

- sometimes I get nervous on airplanes

- Delta Airlines / The I Love My Girlfriend

- “I just wanna sit here and feed my birds”

- JOHN that bathroom’s been closed for FOURTY YEARS!

- the Lawyer Parents stories

[jonbutter]

- “you don’t understand! i’m not a taxi driver!”

[glittchwittch]

for any of you who aren’t familiar w the “salt n pepper diner” bit, its done by John Mulaney, you can find some of his shows on netflix!! he’s one of my FAVE comedians 8D

[soup-erb]