#smashverse

[museaquarium]

"In my defense, the idea of queer acceptance is still fairly new to me. Pretty sure opening up about my occasional fantasies about men back in my time would get me killed."

[museaquarium]

"Is it just me, or did a lot of new countries form within the past few decades?"

In other words, guess who's looking through a selection of pride flags?

[frechiiie]

someone mentioned in my conker and sonic comic that sonic would be older, but for that I’ll have to say, nah?. I know sonic debuted in the early 90s while conkers appearance debuted in the late 90s and his first solo game came out in 2001 so yeah sonic came in first but like i ain’t like gonna based that off their ages lmao, sonic is a teenager and Conker is an adult.

sonic thought conker was being edgy for not getting a call back like banjo in his smash drop! when that wasn’t the case for conker, instead he just laughs at that assumption, he tells sonic that he reminded him of the time before his company completely reimagined his entire character personality from a cute family friendly character to a foul mouth alcoholic character. that decision completely changed his entire life and Conker lived unhappy.

while banjo is more loved and remembered for his success; conker is but a one hit wonder and will always be seen as “the dirty squirrel” with no hopes of being in the spotlight like other old characters that are making comebacks (ex: Spyro and Crash)

He knows he’s done for, sonic feels bad for what he says after;;; it’s all YIKES.

I’d like to image; in this kind of au with the character being like actors and mascots, conker really got the short end of the stick like a child celebrity being ruined by the studio or company they worked with type of deal.

but yeah, uhhhh it hurts man. I have a lot of lore about this JJDJDJDJSJKS

[frechiiie]

he said it so confidently too…

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Oh hey look, it's the weird block man that joined the tournament a while ago. Seems he's got something for Dracula! ... Iiiiiit's a stack of steak! Somehow contained in a single hand! How he does it, no one knows, but he does! He drops it in front of Dracula as a gift. It's... hovering, why is it doing that? (@rocks-the-block)

( @rocks-the-block thank you for the starter! 💕 )

Dracula blinked at the pile of meat from his throne, leaning to one side to look at it with a inquisitively arched eyebrow.

"What is this? Some sort of insulting joke?? As if imprisoning me in this damned tournament wasn't embarrassing enough!" He huffed, looking around himself for whomever would bring such a thing to him. "What even are these, anyhow??"