*during break, coming up with theatre-related pick-up lines*
Sound Designer: Hey, girl, are you a mic pack? Because you get hotter after every show…
Design Head: Are you a set piece? Because I’ll put your broken heart back together…
Actor: Are you my prop? Because I’ll never lose you.
Stage Hand: Are you my cue? Because I desperately need to get to know you.
Other Actor: Are you a script? Because we’ve been off book for a week but I can’t stop looking at you backstage…
Lighting Board Op: Are you a spotlight? Because I promise to use protection when I touch you.
Makeup Artist: Are you the correct shade of foundation? Because I’ve been searching forever for you.
Stage Manager: Are you the curtains? Because you can always open up to me.
Rigging Op: Are you on the fly line? Because I’ll always lift you up.
