Stage Crew: I go backstage and [Male Actor] is just doing “Am I Gay?” quizzes!
Lead Actor: What did you get on the lesbian one?
Male Actor: A… twenty six percent?
Lead Actor: Yeesh, that’s not good, you need to study more to become a professional lesbian like me.
Stage Manager: Oh, to get your bisexual results, just average the two together, and if you fail any of them, you’re automatically asexual.













