As you can probably tell, I post quotes from shows/rehearsals/theaters I've worked at.
But!
I am also taking your submissions! Have a weird/unusual/funny interaction? Please send it in! Submissions are not just limited to text, either. Videos/pictures/sound are welcome as well. Additionally, I work on a queue and tend to mass prep posts, so it may take a bit to pop up.
If you don't have things to send in, but you've got questions about smth or just want to say hi, I am pretty much always down to chat about theater and theater-adjacent stuff, either through asks or dms, just don't be weird about it. (If I am not cool with your message, I will not respond and you may be blocked)
I do my best to tag everything right when I post it, but am by no means perfect. If you think I've missed something (or I've horribly misspelled something) let me know. I also will not shut up in the tags lol, so check those for jokes/complaints/more context. If you'd like anything specifically tagged, send me a message :)
Tags I use are under the cut:
The Fun Ones
the struggles of being short: I am short. This comes up a lot.
don't worry! it all gets worse from here!: an organizational train wreck experienced vicariously
flannel saga: they're lesbians harold
bring your child to work week: this six year old can run the board better than i can, now with more children!
the fun family business: anyone ever tell you theater is a family? yeah. we are the toddlers.
glow in the dark frisbee: if I leave before having played this I will be greatly upset (series of related posts)
swedish fish: fun facts out swedish fish that may or may not have been discovered fifteen minutes to curtain
this is me: this is me if I was a series of related posts (series of related posts)
backstage bois: inside joke from a running crew i was on, now with more boys!
yee yee kids: (series of related posts) (does anyone even remember this joke?)
chicken saga: fried chicken?????? idk (series of related posts)
movie night: deeply moving films that backstage could not keep a straight face about (series of related posts)
paint fumes: don't tell OSHA (series of related submitted posts)
The Topic Ones - more specific areas of theater relating to the post
theater tech: any type of technical theater
stage management: bow before the all knowing stage managers
theatrical sound: the sound board and related things
lighting/sound design: used with the last two when relevant
the booth: group tag for the above but i will be honest 90% of them do not have this
foley artists: live sound effects, as opposed to the sound board (i'm open to other suggestions on this one. another not commonly used)
costuming: costume department!
theater class: quotes from classes as opposed to shows
the orchestra pit: quotes from the band
improv: pulled from improv scenes
acting: i started this blog with acting quotes and it only took me five years to give them a tag oops
props: props to these people I never work with oof hey look I work with them now
children's theater: things to do with children and theater and children in theaters
the box office: quotes from the box office
front of house: quotes from the folks on the other side of the curtain
choreography: dance! dance! we're falling apart to half-time!
directing: its the directors!
the scene shop: stuff from the scenic department
scenic construction: sub-tag of the scene shop for the build-y parts
scenic design: sub-tag for the design-y parts
special effects: its the magic bit (recent addition, not used super often)
pyrotechnics: sub-tag for pyrotechnic effects
live events: things that are not plays but are (probably) still in a theater
production management: yay production managers
haunted house time: haunted house events (not commonly used, as I am no longer at the theater that put this on)
The Generic Ones -
not a quote: not a quote
ask and ye shall receive: asks
[word] mention: warning tag for things. I try to err on the side of too much, but I may miss things (tagged: death, animals, violence, drugs, fire)
[show title]: posts having to do with a particular show (tagged: Medea, Kochenderfer's Dracula, Midsummers Night Dream, Crimes of the Heart, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Schoolhouse Rock Live!, Into the Woods, The Hobbit, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Godspell, Stupid Fucking Bird, Arsenic and Old Lace, A Little Night Music, Oedipus At Colonus, Wizard of Oz, Elf: The Musical, I will not be tagging this cats, Cats, Macbeth, Antony and Cleopatra)
submission: what it says on the tin
reblog: yeah.
techblr, lxblr, smblr: hi folks!
The Old Ones - a lot of my older posts are tagged with these, but I don't typically use them now
Lighting Op: there is a real possibility that I'm just not going to bother with color paths for this recital and every cue is going to have a lovely rainbow train of colors leading into it