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5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

I’m not sure if you were around for “retroactivebakeries wanting to fuck the sun” becoming a running gag, but in case you weren’t, I’m gonna, and my answer is, therefore, the sun.

27) What is something most people don't know about you?

My whole online persona is a facade, just like everyone else’s, but the one thing I am truly sincere about is my idiot enthusiasm for dogs. 

28) What makes you feel the happiest?

In hindsight, sorta looks like a series of unhealthily codependent relationships. womp womp.

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?

If we’re talking Anime then I am going to have to so many Opinions and they are going to be so Bad, so I’m only gonna count stuff from my childhood.

Which means it’s Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon.

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2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?yeah Like of course have you met me?

7) What was your favorite 90s show?

I really liked All That,which was just SNL for teens

12) Your favorite pair of shoes?

My Vans or my Doc Martens 

14) What is your favorite fruit?

Apples are good

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what is yr opinion on: oscar isaac, the pants meme, this weeks stevenbomb so far, mint chocolate chip ice cream

oscar isaac: why is he not, currently, banging the heck out of me? this seems a gross flaw in the structure of the cosmos

the pants meme: once a meme comes up at the family dinner table, it is officially dead to me. the pants meme is dead to me. don’t make dogs wear pants. they do not need them.

stevenbomb: sobbing, love, terror. so, the regular steven universe emotions.

mint chocolate chip: fucking awesome in root beer floats

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H E L L Y E A H

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

1. yes, because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

drinking because I am so bad at staying hydrated

L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? 

L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

I see a red door, and I want to paint it blackbird singing in the dead of night

Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?

as I have gotten older the human body has just become increasingly absurd to me. like. we’re all a bunch of meat and skin wrapped around a skeleton. we have shitty organs that don’t even do thing. genitalia are ridiculous. 

E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?

on the other hand, cutting out sleep would give me much more time to not work

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

For legal purposes, I’m going to say “no.”

H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?

2. yes, because I’m gonna run D&D/make out with Byron, Wilde, and all the rad doggs of hell

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yr cerbere cause of the 3 dog heads

woof woof woof

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sleep & elder

sleep:what is the most comforting thing at night time for you?

Seven blunts smoked back to back. Also, warm milk w/ honey.

elder:what do u expect to be like in your elder years?

deceiving the progeny of my family with preposterous lies, telling them that the electricity is made of small excited dogs and that trees are just wolf cocoons

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You're style and love of weird folk tales

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your opinion on: opinions

the only good ones are when rabbis get into crazy shit where they’re basically pulling shenanigans on the cosmic big man. everything else is shit.