#smile stuff

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Me at 1am in my boxers just scooping blueberries outta a bowl in the fridge: mm berry

My grandparents who just wanted a drink of water, not used to anyone else in the house let alone a fuzzy cryptid with glowing hair scooping berries out of their fridge: 0_0

[yourbrother-crutchie]

Eeehm you asked for happy Connor Murphy headcanons but I'm not sure whether they should be set in the show or an AU so maybe small Connor teaching Zoe how to braid her hair? And him getting really excited about Christmas because he likes so the colorful lights ? (or for an alive AU when he notices that he's getting better and he's really proud about it? )

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an absolutely blessed ask oh my god???!! And AU or show headcanons are ALL my jam omg. Especially small Connor like that is adorable?????! 

Connor’s hair being long ever since he was a kid (his parents tried to convince him to cut it short but he R E F U S E D), and because of that he learned to be a MASTER at braiding hair. He can do his own with minimal use of a mirror. And so omg please him being, I dunno, 9 or 10 and seeing Zoe struggling to get her hair up. So he just sits with her for well over an hour on the bedroom floor, patiently braiding her hair. When he thinks she has the hang of it maybe even letting her braid his? 

AND I CANT EVEN DO MY NORMAL ADDING ANYTHING FOR THE LIGHTS because that is????!!! adorable??!! Young Connor was so big on the lights around Christmas time omg. Even when he’s older he still finds them calming, he just doesn’t admit it. 

The alive AU god bless ;-; Proud Connor gives me???!! Life??!!!!? Like he tends to notice a lot of the little things along with the obvious bigger ones. He ate without being prompted, didn’t get high for a week. One day he’s sitting around laughing at something and pauses because. He’s happy???! And he knows he’s not perfect and that he’ll still have bad days but. Things are getting better, and he carries the pride with him. Bonus if he looks back at old photos sometimes and it feels bittersweet because he knows how miserable he was when the photo was taken, but also he can’t help but think about how much things have changed 

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Fuck zodiac signs. Who was your favorite Zoo Pal?

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Sloths think you’re cool. Just saying.

!!!! Really o: how do you know? Did you ask them?

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Just dropping by to say ur valid as fuck uwu

!!! Thank you I appreciate it!! I hope you have a great day!

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

Hey y’all. I know there’s a lot goin on right now, so uh here’s some positivity in memory of Spoop Boop, my best friend that was far more than “just a fish.”

Spoop’s genetics make him look a little bit different than most goldfish. His scales are matte so they don’t really shine like most goldfish, and you can see through his scales. He also has another genetic coding commonly found with this for his eyes to both appear black! Breeders are trying to/actively cull these guys out as it’s considered “undesirable,” but honestly every Comet Goldfish I’ve had like this has been so cute, had an amazing personality, and took great interest in me and I’d go so far as to say loved me as much as a fish can. So basically if y’all are looking for amazingly cool, sweet, rare, durable, and dependable fish look for these lil fellas. <3

[awkward-blunt-miserableatbest]

If you need a reason to live today, just think of all the kids you can confuse when you reach the old folks home. When they ask, "Who ___?" and you respond with a shrug and ✨Maybe it's Maybelline✨ 💅 with no further explanation the pure confusion and your continual commitment to the bit as they descend further into chaos and confusion trying to figure out who Maybelline is/was to you (especially the longer you're there) will be well worth it. Play the long game friends. Stay strong. You've got this.