@smileson hit the heart!
Tony was entirely too drunk for this. Of course, he was entirely too drunk for most things and he did them anyway. Usually, though, he wasn’t dealing with multiverse travelers while being unable to feel his extremities. “All right, darling, walk this way--” Luckily for both him and the rather fantastic woman beside him, he was both fully ambulatory and able to walk in a straight line. “I would be skeptical about this, but I’ve dined with Norse Gods.”














