Request: Can I request Mikey/Smiley x bimbo reader headcannons or just a fic? Please and Thank you! (If you could I'd appreciate he/him pronouns and a male reader. Otherwise I'm fine with anything) [@y4kshaqv]
CW: Male Reader, Fighting, Teasing, Protective, Cursing, Mentions of locking you up, Manipulation, etc.
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+ Listen, this guy can be a little slow too at times (blame all the concussions), but nowhere near your extent
+ Let's get one thing straight though, no one is allowed to tease you about it except for him
+ If a single word about your looks, brains, or overall ditzy personality slips past a lower-ranking members mouth, he will knock their teeth in on the spot
+ You're his boyfriend, and only he's allowed to comment on what a dumbass you are
+ You tend to talk his ear off more than he'd like that's for sure, and always about something he couldn't give two shits about too
+ He always shuts you up with a kiss, followed by his classic line:
+ "Hey babe, I love ya, but will you shut the hell up?"
+ He lowkey likes how dumb you can be because at times it can make you a hell of a lot easier to manipulate
+ "If you really loved me, you would stay inside and wait for me like the good boy I know you can be."
+ If he has a long workday ahead, and he can tell you're extra clingy that day, he's all for offering you a reward for good behavior
+ "If you're a good boy today and let me work, I'll buy you an outfit or two tomorrow, how's that sound?"
+ He actually doesn't mind because that means he gets a say in what you're wearing, but he'll make you believe he's miserable
+ His biggest pet peeve with you, is when you don't stand up for yourself because you don't realize people are teasing you
+ You'll tell him a story about what an amazing day you had because blah blah blah, and this person was soooo nice because blah blah blah, and he stares at you like 'this fucking dumbass boyfriend of mine doesn't even realize that that person was making fun of him'
+ He doesn't even feel like explaining it to you so he just asks you for their name, and will take care of it later
+ It gives him all the reason he needs to keep you locked up in his house because he genuinely doesn't think you can be left on your own sometimes
+ The only person he trusts you around is his brother because he knows his kinder hearted twin will probably be more patient with you than he is
+ Plus he doesn't have to worry about him making a move on you, because he knows Souya would never do something like that
+ Other than Souya though, you're not allowed to be alone with any of the other members of Toman, it's for your own good
+ Or theirs, depending on how you look at it, because if he gets the tiniest sense of someone picking on you, or hitting on you, heads will roll
♗ ; warnings— nsfw, minors dni. like not even toxic but slightly aforementioned for like two seconds, dacryphilia clearly, a little edging + a little over stim, a little degradation, two sentences of impact play, not even slightly proofed
♝ ; from blair— i’m so into the damn kawata twins man holy fuck
<3 ; req
#NAHOYA: who degrades you the first time he fucks you, dropping his tone the second he does it to maximize your reaction. he does it out of the blue, telling you how much of a cock hungry whore you’d seemed for weeks. he tells you how embarrassing you’d seemed, how obvious you were, how clearly you wanted him to put you in your place.
#NAHOYA: who brings up impact play briefly in public. he whispers the idea into your ear, waiting for your reaction and itching in his skin when you nod. he asks if you remember the safe word the second you’re alone, and once you say yes he’s reeling his hand back. he laughs a breath at the noise of the slap, attention staying focused on you.
#NAHOYA: who overstimulates you every time he can. he doesn’t feel accomplished if you’re not splitting yourself on his cock, tears streaming down your cheeks as you babbled helplessly about him. he eats your pussy for an hour, the sounds of your little gasps and sobs fueling him off, your fingers digging into his hair.
#NAHOYA: who can’t help but get turned on when he sees you cry. his first thought is to check your safety, but once he knows you’re a-okay, he’s on it. he starts craving it, turning on sad songs, watching ‘tear jerker’ movies with you, starting arguments for teary eyes makeup sex.
#NAHOYA: who always buy you your eye makeup. he likes to make sure nothing is water proof. he loves to see how hard he can make you cry, written accomplishment by the eyeliner pooling at the dents under your eyes, mascara ran down your cheeks.
#NAHOYA: who always makes sure he can see your face when he fills you up. he got a mirror for his room just for back shots, hand grabbing anything he can to lift your face up, making sure he can see you, ready to watch you cry.
#NAHOYA: who edges you before he overstimulates you. he denies you orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, lets tears fill your eyes and stain your cheeks. you’re a blubbering mess under his touch, trying to brings his fingers to your clit, asking him if he feels how wet you are, telling him that you need it.
#NAHOYA: who rarely kisses your face, but peppers kisses on your tear marks when he cums. he stops his own cursing by kissing at the droplets on your face, his pecks falling in tune with the sopping noise your cunt is making around his cock.
You ask Nahoya to help you wash your hair out of sheer laziness—now you wish you hadn’t
“So how are we gonna do this babe, you neked in the tub or—” (thought he ate tbh)
To his dismay y’all settle for ‘head down, ass up’ leaning over the side of the tub
He’s silly but considerate, after you finally freed your hair from its confines the familiar tingle in your scalp became all the more noticeable
For the most part he’s gentle (experience from being the older sibling I’d say)
If you’re tender-headed he slowly massages in the shampoo, conditioner as well as any essential oils
It’s downright insidious how intimate this moment feels for the both of you
He’s being so gentle yet thorough; it’s orgasmic
If you’re not tender-headed he playfully tugs at your hair and tickles your ears with the water #boyfie
He does that thing— y’know the thing where he runs his hand up the base of your neck as a loving or calming gesture
Always tests the water on himself before he puts it on yours skin/hair
Can and will spank your behind -sigh-
He’s taking pictures with you, of you, of himself with you he just really wants to remember these moments with you particularly when his face isn’t all bruised up
Lots of mugshots -sigh x2-
“Babe say cheese” “What nO—” *click*
He washes all the products out puts all the new ones in and no the photos don’t stop there
This man has already got some sexy ass food all covered up in the kitchen while you change into new clothes and start the drying process
10/10 experience, y’all feel closer and he definitely enjoyed the company
In the previous part, I did Baji, Kisaki, Mikey, Chifuyu, Takemichi, Hinata, Rindo and Ran, Hanma, Hakkai, and Draken. The link is here.
Part two has the following characters: Taiju, Yuzuha, Senju, Akashi, Koko, Inui, Mitsuya, Shinichiro, Sanzu, Pah, Peh, Smiley, Angry, Izana, and Kakuchou.
Taiju Shiba as Donkey Kong.
I shouldn’t have to say anything, right? The vulgarness of them both is too annoying and I can’t stand it. That’s my decision and I’m sticking with it.
Yuzuha Shiba as Green-Haired Inkling Girl
Now, I know she’s blonde, but I feel like the green hair fits her more, especially because I feel like if she died her hair, it would be that color. Green inkling girl looks like a badass, and you can’t change my mind.
Senju Kawaragi as Isabelle
So I don’t know if it’s because of the height, or maybe to give into the illusion that because she’s a girl, she “doesn’t know how to fight.” Manga-readers know that’s utter bullshit. I know she would play as her and make sure she gets her money’s worth. Make the boys earn their stripes.
Akashi Takeomi as Metal Mario
I think it’s not only about him knowing how to read the room, but this mf is almost as heavy, if not the same, as Donkey Kong and Bowser. Like, you’re gonna sit here and tell me that if he wanted to, he wouldn’t be a pain in the ass and make shit hard for you? Deadass?
Kokonoi Hajime as Morton
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say anything, but in case I have to... Morton looks like he’s hungry, like he’s power-hungry and money-hungry. Now, I could be wrong, but with as pretty as Kokonoi is, you’re telling me you don’t see him playing this koopa jr?
Inui Seishu as White Shy Guy
I know he doesn’t fit the character, like at all, but Inui would have to choose some character. I feel like it would take after Takemichi with the whole 11th gen vice-leader thing. That and he knows how poorly the game treats Yoshi, he wants no part of that shit.
Mitsuya Takashi as Red Yoshi
Listen, listen. I love Mitsuya, I truly do, I love him with my heart..... But he would get his ass demolished if he tried the team games, alright? The balloon games, the team racing, even the grand pix. He would get molly whopped, alright? The game hates Yoshi, you can look at Dashi Gaming or you can trust me when I tell you I’ve played as him. That’s a no on that, bud.
Shinichiro Sano as Ludwig
So I feel like it’s either because I know Shinchin would stay up on his Nintendo 64 playing Mario or some shit, but when he gets introduced to Ludwig, something either clicks positively or negatively. I feel like it would be negative, considering all of the fucking kids Koopa Troopa has. So now I feel like he’ll play the character out of spite. Once he gets used to Ludwig? That’s a different story.
Sanzu Haruchiyo as Iggy
Just look at him. Just look at him. Look at him and tell me he doesn’t look like some sort of pothead or something that would involve drugs. Look at his pupils. Are those pupils that belong to someone sober? Absolutely not. Guess what, Sanzu and Iggy are one in the same. Both some damn potheads, pill-poppers, call it what you will.
Pah (Haruki Hayashida) as Wario
As much as I hate Wario, I kinda hold respect for Pah, so I’ll put him with Wario because of his childhood. I feel like when Pah first met Wario, he started liking him because he was a villain who was closer to his build, ngl. I mean, you’re telling me the two don’t remind you of one another?
Peh (Ryohei Hayashi) as Lemmy
So I don’t know what it is, but I feel like this would work because it does. As much as I wanted to put him as Waluigi so they could be like siblings in the game, I just couldn’t do my boy like that. So instead, I put him with this kid. I can’t explain it, so I’m not gonna try.
Smiley (Nahoya Kawata) as Peach
If you talk shit about the character I choose, he’s gonna jump through the screen and beat you up. It was more of an experiment for him at first, but considering he managed to win against Mikey and Draken because the hefty levels of acceleration she has and how she’s medium-heavy. If he gets the red shroom, he’s in first place automatically. I don’t give a damn.
Angry (Souya Kawata) as Daisy
I feel like this would be a “look up to my older brother” moment. Peach and Daisy have similar feats when it comes to speed and acceleration. I feel like because Angry’s the usually quiet type, he would be the type to not flaunt off how he’s in the top three places, but the second he passes in like first or second place, the others would be absolutely befuddled with how he gained on them and didn’t say anything until after he passed.
Izana Kurokawa as Baby Peach
When I tell you I can’t stand baby peach, I fucking mean it. Throwin’ my controller, fumes comin’ out of my ears, breakin’ the damn buttons angry, I mean it. She always gets ahead of me, and for whatever fucking reason, you can’t hardly pass her, especially on the final lap of whatever map you play. I don’t tolerate the idea of hitting children, but baby peach is gonna have to go. I’d uppercut Izana so fucking bad, you have no idea.
Kakucho Hitto as Black Yoshi
He’s just in a little goofy moment, ya know? He has no idea the amount of pain he’s brought on himself, but lemme tell you when he first plays as Black Yoshi, he almost broke his TV. The game hates Yoshi, and I mean it. E for Everyone when it comes to him.