Ah yes, Timmy and his 3 weed smoking girlfriends.
Timmy: W-what!?!
BluesTek: we... We don't smoke weed?
Sminor: I'm not a girl.
BigWood: We aren't together?????
(I see what you did there)

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Ah yes, Timmy and his 3 weed smoking girlfriends.
Timmy: W-what!?!
BluesTek: we... We don't smoke weed?
Sminor: I'm not a girl.
BigWood: We aren't together?????
(I see what you did there)
Saw your Helsian designs and love them all. Please, tell me more about Helsmajor :D Is there like, an MCC equivalent in Hels that he organizes or anything? How is he different from Scott? (and maybe how would their interaction go if they met?) Sorry for so many questions but Scott is so kind and all that a Hels counterpart for him has me very curious ^^;
Everybody has been askin me about Helsmajor(who I saw someone suggest should be named Sminor, don't know if I'll use that but I do like the name) even though the most I have for him is his design n the fact that I have basically took Scott's dry humor n cranked it up tenfold. I'm still new-ish to Scott's content, having only started watching him during 3rd Life and not really keeping up with his Empires, so if anybody has any suggestions for Helsmajor I would gladly take it.
And yes there is a Hels MCC. Because I headcanon every SMP has a Helscraft variant, that implies there would be a Helscraft MCC with Hels versions of Noxcrew n everything. Hels MCC is probably super cruel and super not balanced but what else would they do.
Like, a few of the Helsmits are in Hels MCC(Ig it would be HCC, Helscraft Championship anybody) and Koray specifically would be an interesting and kind of overpowered player just because he doesn't...walk. He flies everywhere. Literally he is always flying, even if it's a few feet above the floor. He hates walking because of a certain Helsmit screwing up one of his legs :>
(also i Do not know how helsmajor n scott would react if they met each other fhudsifhdsfhudsif i can only imagine it wouldnt end well)
terminal, Sea-Tac Airport, Seattle, Washington by Steve Minor
Hm well I'm quite neutral about ???
In a way we're quite similar the only difference is that I don't act on my thoughts
-Kiya
Badtimes: Oh? Is this a hels situation it sounds like one-
Sminor: It isn't, don't meddle.
PearleascentMoo: ... Or do meddle, they had their fun.
Bigwood: uhh...I don't...
Xelqua: ... don't
Hels Souls
Timmy
Sminor
Blues
BigWood
....who in the nine hells are siminor and bigwood i feel like ive missed something
Badtimes: Have you ever heard of the magical
PearleascentMoo: heh...magical.
Badtimes: Shut the fuck up...*hem hem* magical land of Hels?
Sminor: This is stupid.
Xelqua: ...
Who is your landlord Sminor? Is it Badtimes?
Sminor: If it was I wouldn't need to give his contact to Timmy... no, I'm talking about Papa K, aka also my boss.
…can’t fucking believe you haven’t been able to eat. For christs sake…
*slips Timmy a hundred bucks*
Timmy: A h-hundred?!
Sminor: Wow, that sure will be enough for a dinner...maybe two.
Timmy: I m-might even be able to have a breakfast!!!