disclaimer: these placements do NOT automatically mean someone smokes weed or uses substances. this is just astrology observations and stereotypes i’ve noticed. take what resonates and leave what doesn’t like my observations and want a reading DM me🤍
we’re also looking at asteroid Bacchus (2063), associated with intoxication, indulgence, pleasure and recreational use.
astro.com → Free Horoscopes → Extended Chart Selection → Additional Objects → type 2063.
🍃 mercury in pisces or 12th mercury + 🍃 = starts a sentence with “wait…” at least five times because they keep forgetting where they were going with it.
🍃 gemini moon + 🍃 = will tell a story, get distracted by another thought, tell another story and never finish the first one.
🍃 moon square neptune + 🍃 = asks what time it is, gets told, then asks again five minutes later.
🍃 scorpio moon + 🍃 = goes from laughing to suddenly asking questions like “do you think people ever truly know us?”
🍃 cancer moon + 🍃 = starts reminiscing about old friends, old houses and random childhood memories.
🍃 taurus moon + 🍃 = the second they’re comfortable they’re not moving. you could tell them the house is on fire and they’d be like “in a minute.”
🍃 mercury conjunct neptune + 🍃 = has thoughts that make complete sense in their head but sound insane when spoken out loud.
🍃 pisces moon + 🍃 = randomly goes quiet because they’re fully lost in their own little world.
🍃 Bacchus conjunct mercury = laughs at things that nobody else finds funny because the joke made perfect sense in their head.
🍃 Bacchus conjunct moon = suddenly every song sounds ten times better than usual.
🍃 moon in the 12th + 🍃 = blinks and somehow two hours have passed.
🍃 gemini placements + 🍃 = asks the most random questions imaginable like “who was the first person to decide cows make milk?”
🍃 aquarius moon + 🍃 = becomes convinced they’ve had a revolutionary idea that’s going to change the world.
🍃 scorpio placements + 🍃 = notices tiny things about people and suddenly wants to discuss everyone’s deepest secrets.
🍃 cancer placements + 🍃 = becomes ridiculously affectionate and starts saying “i appreciate you guys so much.”
🍃 virgo placements + 🍃 = notices the tiniest details, like one crisp tasting slightly different from the rest.
🍃 pisces rising + 🍃 = looks exactly the same as they do sober because they already look spaced out 😭.
🍃 Bacchus in the 3rd = every smoke session somehow ends up with the funniest conversations.
🍃 Bacchus in the 11th = all their best smoking stories involve friends and complete chaos.
🍃 sagittarius placements + 🍃 = suddenly wants to talk about aliens, life after death or move to another country.
🍃 mercury in water signs + 🍃 = pauses mid-sentence because they forgot what they were talking about.
🍃 taurus + pisces placements + 🍃 = has a whole ritual. same snacks, same drink, same playlist, same spot every single time.
🍃 moon in pisces + neptune aspects + 🍃 = puts headphones on and disappears into another universe.
🍃 scorpio moon + mercury in pisces + 🍃 = asks one question so deep that the entire vibe changes.
🍃 Bacchus conjunct jupiter + 🍃 = says “i’m barely high” and then spends ten minutes trying to find something that’s right in front of them.
