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I think I'm like Book Bonnie - I would gladly let Damon kill me cos at least his face will be the last thing I'll see before I die.

Please look like this when you kill me

I try to be objective about Damon's actions but then I get distracted by his shiny eyes

#I AM DEAD

Damon Salvatore • VA VA VOOM! {HUMOR!} (by holyhaynes)

You know what? IDEC if Delena have a super-major fight in 4x17 cos I will be getting my Dream!Damon in his biker jacket, ripped shirt and guyliner.

What is a vagina cos I don't have one anymore.

Damon Salvatore has stolen it and is not giving it back.

I'M SORRY I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

GUYLINER.

BIKER JACKET.

GRUNGED-OUT.

BOHEMIAN.

NO YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I WAS RAISED IN A HIPPIE PSEUDO-HEDONISTIC GRUNGE-Y HOUSEHOLD AND I LIVE A GOTH LIFESTYLE MYSELF WITH A GOTH PARTNER.

SO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

DAMON LOOKING LIKE THAT IS NOT HELPING MY VAGINA.

My Mom strikes again :D

I showed her this gif. She couldn't recognise Rebekah.

So she said, "See, I told you. Ian was a porn star before."

MOM please. I am dying

Damon Salvatore and girls...{American Trash} (by KatLoveStory)

In honor of Eliza's Damon porn :P

#smoldergasm