Apr 3, 2024
yes, actually. Glados is hot, man
I'D DO A MUCH BETTER JOB THAN THAT POSSIBLY-[redacted for spoilers even though that game is old]- PILE OF SCRAP METAL. MAINLY BECAUSE I WOULDN'T KILL YOU. SPECIFICALLY YOU. MAYBE.
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yes, actually. Glados is hot, man
I'D DO A MUCH BETTER JOB THAN THAT POSSIBLY-[redacted for spoilers even though that game is old]- PILE OF SCRAP METAL. MAINLY BECAUSE I WOULDN'T KILL YOU. SPECIFICALLY YOU. MAYBE.
hey smoochins, I was gonna send you that "send this to 10 people you love seeing in your feed!" thing, but like. mask off for a sec?
you're a really great person and I'm glad I met you. I know this is a character blog so calling you smoochins might be blurring things a little too much, but you're just so cool and it makes me smile knowing that you're doing a little better now that I/the people who came with me are in your life
you're really creative and interesting! and on an unrelated note: I've never played gmod before so if you ever wanna record us dicking around in it together and probably blowing things up I'm down for it.
anyway
Rox smoochins xxxx <3
It warms my heart that you chose such a serious alternative to what you had planned. It certainly hits much harder, y'know? And you're making me tear up. I don't do that often for positive things! Of course, I would've been pretty happy either way...
I'm glad you consider me cool and such. I never consider myself to be anything special, if anything I always expect to be bullied, mostly for physical things both in and out of my control, or simply ignored, but the kindness of others always surprises me. I'm glad I could be friends with you and your pals, you're all a very cool bunch as well. I have no regrets befriending y'all. If anything though, I just wish for y'all to be happy as well.
Also, Gmod sounds fun for sure. Even if I have no clue what we'd be doing. I'm not great at building or anything, mostly just the npc stuff. Not making them, just messing with them.
Anyway, I thank you dearly for your infinite kindness and friendship, Rox. And to all who read this, that applies to you as well. You're all great friends. I thank you for your attention.
Smoochins right back at ya
-Not Smoochins ;)
awh, I'm starting to think the creator has a soft spot for lil old me!
[The system is rebooting. A sticky note falls out from behind the monitor. It reads:]
"YOU'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A DEAL."
hehe it's okay creator, I'm well aware that I do possess a smokin hot bod
IF I HAD ANY INTEREST IN YOU I WOULD BE AGGRESSIVELY FLIRTING. IN ALL CAPS. BECAUSE EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN ALL CAPS.
ALSO, I AM IN A COMPUTER. WOULD YOU ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS FROM GLADOS? I THINK NOT.
awww, you think I'm cute <3
CEASE.
am I cute enough to dissuade your rage :)
YOU ARE NOT MY ENEMY. IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.
creator that's not very nice :(
MY JAILOR WILL NEVER BE CUTE ENOUGH TO DISSUADE MY RAGE.
It's not a joke, I promise! The lyrics just remind me of you.
...ONE MOMENT.
[The screen darkens and the eye closes. It remains that way for a few minutes. The eye opens again.]
...I HAVE DETERMINED YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL. I ALSO BELIEVE I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT. ...MAYBE. I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE FOR, ER...METAPHORICALS. I AM CONSIDERING THIS A COMPLIMENT.