#smoooooooooooooth

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

If we ask for your hoodie, you’ll give it to us?

What if i ask for your heart?

DAMN!

How could I possibly say no to that!?

[missdollyanne]

Proceed to play Fortnite and beg for subs while apologizing.

James’s super subtle script. 

[crystal-lions]

TFW YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH 

[kicked--stones]

Smoooooooooth

Tried to use my birth control pack instead of my ID card to open the door to the office. In front of a guest who couldn’t get in.

[meganeblond-blog]

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.

[ text ] that’s not true because i mean, you are

[rhysocks]

“You look like you could use a hand.”

[ x ] ;status :: accepting

“Yeah, thanks.”

He reached up, grasping the other’s arm. 

It didn’t register how alike they sounded. With the sun being so bright, Rhys didn’t make out the stranger’s face until he was standing. Even then it took a moment, as he was bent over brushing the dirt off of his rear.

As soon as his gaze landed on... himself? Rhys’s eyes widened.

“Wait--whoa, you--you’re... me?”

[rest-your-bones-withme]

omg i just remembered my teacher read some thing to our class today that was like "live a great life" or whatever and the list was just funny stuff and one of them was "eat mangos naked" and something happened and other words were said and the really attractive baseball player in my class and i were talking about how mango was our favorite fruit and then he asked how i cut them to eat and i explained it and then he said "but you have to eat them naked now!" and i just made that the end of the conversation and looked away bc i didnt know what to say back bc half the class was listening

[ashyblondwaves]

OMG you guys, I just tried this out when I took my shower and it's amazing. I kind of want to have sex with my own legs right now.